Jonagold law: If your S.O. is upset and refuses to tell why, you are compelled by law to break up with them.
Guy: What's wrong, honey?
Girl: Nothing. Good night.
Guy: Okay, good night <3
Girl: See, that's your fucking problem
Guy: Sorry, but I gotta abide by the Jonagold law. I'm breaking up with you. Bye!
Girl: Nothing. Good night.
Guy: Okay, good night <3
Girl: See, that's your fucking problem
Guy: Sorry, but I gotta abide by the Jonagold law. I'm breaking up with you. Bye!
by neitherevernornever August 27, 2020
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me:I AM THE KING OF THE JONGEL
that dumb whore: english prodigy my ass
Jongle is a typo.
typos are not exactly rare occurrences.
basically you’ve failed. you have jongeled.
that dumb whore: english prodigy my ass
Jongle is a typo.
typos are not exactly rare occurrences.
basically you’ve failed. you have jongeled.
by yoursexyslug October 29, 2020
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me:I AM THE KING OF THE JONGEL
that dumb whore: english prodigy my ass
Jongle is a typo.
typos are not exactly rare occurrences.
basically you’ve failed. you have jongeled.
that dumb whore: english prodigy my ass
Jongle is a typo.
typos are not exactly rare occurrences.
basically you’ve failed. you have jongeled.
by yoursexyslug October 29, 2020
Get the jongel mug.when you’re trying to prove you’re an english prodigy to a dumb whore at 3 am but you accidentally say jongel instead of jungle.
me: I AM THE KING OF THE JONGEL
dumb whore: english prodigy my ass
basically you’ve failed. all because of a typo. your world has collapsed and you will never find happiness again. congratulations.
dumb whore: english prodigy my ass
basically you’ve failed. all because of a typo. your world has collapsed and you will never find happiness again. congratulations.
by yoursexyslug October 29, 2020
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me: I AM THE KING OF THE JONGEL
dumb whore: english prodigy my ass
basically you’ve failed. all because of a typo. your world has collapsed and you will never find happiness again. congratulations.
dumb whore: english prodigy my ass
basically you’ve failed. all because of a typo. your world has collapsed and you will never find happiness again. congratulations.
by yoursexyslug October 29, 2020
Get the Jongel mug.when you’re trying to prove you’re an english prodigy to a dumb whore at 3 am but you accidentally say jongel instead of jungle.
me: I AM THE KING OF THE JONGEL
dumb whore: english prodigy my ass
basically you’ve failed. all because of a typo. your world has collapsed and you will never find happiness again. congratulations.
dumb whore: english prodigy my ass
basically you’ve failed. all because of a typo. your world has collapsed and you will never find happiness again. congratulations.
by yoursexyslug October 29, 2020
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