I’m

someones penis

Dude my I’m is so hard right now

by anonymous February 3, 2025

I’m smarter than you people think I am

Yes, I’m talking to you UrbanDictionary Jews

I only act dumber than I am, it’s an act. hehe

I’m smarter than you people think I am

by Death Menace May 14, 2022

I’m going to kill your face

When you slap someone on the nose really hard because they’re pissing you off and you say “I’m going to kill your face”

Shut up or “I’m going to kill your face”

by jerrysandy February 12, 2019

i’m fucking viktor

tfw when you’re fucking viktor. I’m fucking viktor

I’m fucking viktor. I’m fucking viktor. Liam Im going to smoke a cigarette in your bathroom. I’m fucking viktor.

by imfuckingviktor June 28, 2025

I’m goo

means ‘i’m good’ but pronounced with less effort on the d

perv: hey you wanna go out?
victim: nah i’m goo

by definitely.a.definition December 3, 2018

I’m on my ninth

The ninth kombucha you drink to be drunk

Sorry I’m on my ninth. Eeheheheh

by Memow21 April 13, 2022

I’m laid

A term that people in the urban areas of Philadelphia use to substitute being cool off something or not wanting to do something.

Person 1: Bro, let’s go to this Telly on Friday shit gone be jumpin.

Person 2: Nawl bro, I’m laid.

by Ijustbebored February 13, 2022