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funky balloon knot

When you fuck somebody in the ass enough that their intestines come out, in a pink sock fashion, then you tie the intestines in a knot. This is very painful.
I was taking it in the ass from Bozo the clown the other day when my intestine started falling out. Next thing I knew there was a giraffe hanging out of my ass. He just can't resist the funky balloon knot.
by ButtholeLicker420 February 5, 2014
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Not funky fresh

The definition of not funky fresh is in the instance of someone just being bad or just plain dumb
Friend:Oh I thought that was Chris Pratt
You: that is not funky fresh of you at all to not be able to tell the difference
by Arkeegus disciple August 21, 2022
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Funki Monki Friday

A day were everyone monki or coral is a monki that day
"IT IS FUNKI MONKI FRIDAY" *monki noises*
by Furry Owo February 3, 2021
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funky monkey

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by stumpcool January 15, 2022
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funky

is pinocchio funky?
-yeah he is
by bheksxx January 20, 2024
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funky

funky is hot cool and buff
Is it superman? No, just funky,
by fwnky September 5, 2021
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sir fucking funky

A little bitch who thinks they’re always right, only talks about the same shit over and over again, cannot take a joke, will not leave you alone, and is a little narcissistic bitch who uses people who care about them.
Shaq: God your girlfriend is being such a sir fucking funky
by Lindigo April 2, 2023
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