by The_buzz July 30, 2017

by Bob is pro fork knife February 26, 2022

Fork Tongued Twang. (FOWRed TUng tWANG) A Forked Tongue Twang is a dialect of American English language that was first popularized by defense attorneys during the O. J. Trial and is in popular use in the United States specifically by legal and law enforcement personnel . Recently this flowery dialect has caught on in Washington D. C. and is in usee by elected officials, such as Congressmen and in the Senate . It is characterized by gransiose verbage , sensationalism , and blatant character assassination disguised as personal character , charisma and charm.
The Mayor peppers his speech liberally with that Forked Tongue Twang , so no one believes a word he says and he lost the election .
by Lcherry June 10, 2025

When you’re partner is sporking you but the boi is no longer hardened but softened due to major relaxation. So you have to wiggle ur booty to then work the blood back in.
I almost fell asleep when we were sporking, but then I still wanted to fuck so I told them to fork it up for me
by Ohnoimsorry December 18, 2019

This is for the nerds who like fortnite just a little too much.If you bring this up your a big NERD.Spread it
by J+K forever October 31, 2019

If you want to give a waiter a hard time, ask them for a left-handed fork and I bet they’ll go look for one.
You: Excuse me can I get a left at fort?
Waiter: Most definitely, I’ll be right back.
2 hours later
Waiter: I think we ran out of left handed forks.
You: Dang that’s a bummer, I don’t know how I’m going to eat. I guess a right handed fork will do for now.
Waiter: Most definitely, I’ll be right back.
2 hours later
Waiter: I think we ran out of left handed forks.
You: Dang that’s a bummer, I don’t know how I’m going to eat. I guess a right handed fork will do for now.
by MrTrollNDaNTaNet February 10, 2019
