Elephant Fisting

An act of fisting, in which the the fister has unusually large hands and puts a large portion of both of their arms into he fistee, and the fistee leans forward makign elephant sounds.

Named because it looks like when someone is birthing an elephant baby, and they have to really reach in there to get it.

Zac: Beth's playing hard to get, how can I get her to notice me?

Joe: Why don't you give her a bit of the old elephant fisting?

Zac: Nah we've already done that, and all it got me was a wink and a brown stain up to my shoulders.

by Sugar81 May 2, 2008

Hot Pink Elephant

A situation in which one gives or receives a hot monocle, always under the cover of night, and usually resulting in fat lips and/or abrasions to the head, neck or face. A Hot Pink Elephant must be maintained with the highest level of discretion. A onesie may be worn during the act of a Hot Pink Elephant, but only if said Hot Pink Elephant is being performed in or around a bunk bed.

Damn dude, that situation with Marla last nite turned into a Hot Pink Elephant fo sho!!!

by Bob (Bitch Tits) February 12, 2009

elephant whore

A fat whore.

Fuck you, you elephant whore!

by FesselHarryBalls July 23, 2009

Testicular Elephantitis

1. When an individual (usually a male), has courage enough to attempt a dangerous feat.

2. When an individual steps out of line, especially with an individual much more intimidating than them self.

3. When an individuals testicles grow to monstrous size due to genetic mutation.

1. That guy has a serious case of testicular elephantitis, he just jumped over a moving car!
2.That asshole must have a case of testicular elephantitis to fuck with me!
3. I went to the doctor, and was diagnosed with testicular elephantitis...

by Nathan Savage March 17, 2010

kissing the elephant

Taking satisfaction or delight in calling attention to the elephant in the room. Sometimes humping the elephant.

He often makes people uncomfortable because he's the kind of person who likes kissing the elephant.

by ABK from J&K July 5, 2008

elephant

A highly entertaining and intellectual movie by Gus Van Sant about high school shoot out inspired by a videogame and beethoven. The big controversy associated is whether the two killers associated were homosexuals or not.

Guy#1:Dude, I watched this cool movie Elephant yesterday.
Nerd:What is the moral of the movie.
(Shoots the Nerd in his crotch)

by GenitalWart October 7, 2004

Elephant

a large, husky mammal who's population has had a significant increase over the past couple of years. This is most likely due to their ability to run at speeds as high as forty miles per hour. It may also be due to their inability to die. The only way to kill this cancerproff animal is to chant "Uo Jupelix Dai hapog sevilience!" which translates to "I do not believe in Elephants.", which will instantly kill the closest elephant. Fisher men have been hunting the elephant for thousands of years, most likely because their tusks, which are woven out of pure dreams. To bring an elephant back to life, you must gather a group of dawves and have them stick their tows into it mouth, while singing songs about Jesus or jellyfish resembling Jesus. I do not see why anyone would like to bring back elephants, because they are Jew haters. They also are big supporters on terrorism and are spies for those damn Mongolians, which as everyone knows are really Saturn dwellers. But worst of all, elephants enjoys kicking puppys.
There are multiple breeds of elephants, such as the normal, werewolf, and vampire elephant.

It would be dangerous to ride an elephant because you may fall off and hert you knees.

by Patrickkkk March 24, 2008