not in my spoon drawer

When someone doesn't have mental or physical resources for something.

Another variation of usage of The Spoon Theory by Christine Miserandino ( butyoudontlooksick.com/spoons.htm )

I am going to do the laundry and change the bed, but dusting and preparing dinner is definetely not in my spoon drawer tonight.

We are not talking about politics at this table. I don't have that in my spoon drawer.

by DavilMorn April 4, 2024

Valorant E-Daters

Lets say u own a dog. the dog has an intellectual mind. he saw u play valorant with an underage woman. he beat the shit out of you because ur a FUCKING degenerate 50 YEAR OLD WHO Straight UP USES VOICEMOD TO PRETEND INTO BEING A DEEPVOICE FUCKFACE TO JUST BE A WASTE OF SPACE. man just get a fucking job

Valorant E-Daters are fucking degenerates

Valorant E-Daters Are Wanna Be DeepVoice FuckFace idiots

by 4jh January 22, 2025

Don't have drawers to shit in

Same as don't have a pot to piss in (being broke or having very little to no money.

"That's too much money and I don't have drawers to shit in.

by A guy from Jerzey February 3, 2025

Put the Bible in the drawer

A reference to the act of sexual intercourse.

Tom and Jenny are going in there to put the Bible in the drawer.

by Conner Grant February 7, 2018