open door policy

While living in a community usually in the college setting, such as a dorm or apartment. Open door policy means masturbating whilst the door remains open for the rest of the house/dorm mates to see.

Matt: Dude go walk by 706!

Neil: Why?

Matt: Brian is enforcing the open door policy!

Neil: Oh Gawd!

by LeeH May 1, 2011

French Doorbell

Occurs when a man poops on a girls chest and then sticks the poop up her nose. She then proceeds to give him a blow job and, before he cums, he punches her in the head so that the cum comes out of her nose. BUT WAIT!!! The cum can't come out of her nose because there is poopy in the way. So, at this point the man is pretty grossed out and proceeds to throw up on the girl's chest. In an attempt to calm down, the man smokes a cigar in the girls vagina. Lastly, he will pick up a Colt .45, shoot her, and then shoot himself.

We gather here today in memory of Bob and Jess. However, we should take comfort in knowing that they died happy... In the process of performing a French Doorbell.

by Stysko Dyk April 14, 2011

Dolores

A women that every man yearns for, not caring they're in the friend zone, they want her 100%, she can't be tamed.

I know a girl named Dolores, her beauty it's unique. I want her on lockdown but as much as I want her, I can't handle her.

by Boujee Banshee September 22, 2018

next door neighbor

people that know your all your bussiness even when you DON'T tell them.

the next door neighbors even know when i take a crap

by Bonnie T June 20, 2008

guy next door

A guy known for his kind, sensitive, caring personality rather than his good looks and charm. Usually a bit of a geek or nerd, the guy next door is the guy who is a really good friend to girls, but who never gets a romantic relationship with said "girl friends". Usually is very shy and reserved.

1. He's kind of the guy next door; he's a great friend, but I just can't picture something happening with us.

2. Me.

by Disco Stu December 8, 2004

dirt door

Slang term for an expectant anus

That burrito I just buried is hitting the exit button on my dirt door

by Sanf December 19, 2008

front door neighbor

The person who lives across the street from your house.

Alex: Who's that?
Luiza:That's my front door neighbor!

by ALBANIAN January 16, 2015