The act of masturbating inside a car that is misfiring or running rough after disconnecting a spark plug wire or coil pack. The person is typically turned on by the vibrating nature of the vehicle then proceeds to rub one out till he runs out of gas or blows his load on the windshield.
I loaned my car to my brother in-law Doug and he brought it back with it running rough with the check engine light on. I asked him what happen? He said oh I forgot to tell you I had a little too much to drink last night and had some fun cranking in your car!
by Gabe Oytoucher September 28, 2023
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B: “you left afters at 6:30… what were you doing with the rest of the time?”
A: “taking bumps and cranking stick”
B: “you left afters at 6:30… what were you doing with the rest of the time?”
A: “taking bumps and cranking stick”
by StickCranker March 7, 2024
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he was chacking with his brother.
by Lord farqaude April 8, 2024
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2. Turn your mouse sensitivity up as high as possible to simulate artificial jiggle physics on a character model.
2. Turn your mouse sensitivity up as high as possible to simulate artificial jiggle physics on a character model.
1. 'I'm so tired...I've been cranking ass on these noobs all night.'
2. 'Alright...my DPI is set to max, let's get to cranking ass'
2. 'Alright...my DPI is set to max, let's get to cranking ass'
by Ballistic Chili April 13, 2024
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Oh, jabob is cranking it on the couch again... oh jabob why you always falling asleep so early smh...
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