Just like any other cougar, except this one is exceptionally old. An Über Cougar is typically in their mid 70s or older.
(See also: necrophilia)
(See also: necrophilia)
David: "Yo did you hear I fucked Bradley's grandma?"
Steve: "Gross dude."
David: "Nah bro she's an Über Cougar!"
Steve: "Gross dude."
David: "Nah bro she's an Über Cougar!"
by Admiral Tassles September 12, 2018
Get the Über Cougarmug. A woman, attracted to younger males (usually in the grade below), with claws that come out on the weekends. The Mountain Cougar manages to leave marks on one's body, usually in the form of scratches and/or hickeys. People are often amused by her behavior, giving her the title The Mountain Cougar, or "Cougs" for short.
The Cougar goes wild on the weekends, and lives worry-free. She often hibernates in cars, and has to be home extra early to sharpen the claws.
The Cougar goes wild on the weekends, and lives worry-free. She often hibernates in cars, and has to be home extra early to sharpen the claws.
Hungover Friend: Dude, look at your fuckin back and neck! What the hell happened to you?
Victim: I was attacked by the Mountain Cougar this weekend
Victim: I was attacked by the Mountain Cougar this weekend
by RR. November 13, 2011
Get the Mountain Cougarmug. A music genre of terrible grunge/metal type music that nobody likes except for cougars/douches. Bands like Nickelback, Three Days Grace, Buckcherry, etc.
Terribly generic talentless bands with a semi-heavy sound
Terribly generic talentless bands with a semi-heavy sound
by Mother Chuncher December 15, 2011
Get the Cougar Rockmug. A bar or a club where there are plenty of Cougars to be found out on the prowl on the weekends. Often a place where a good live band on the weekends and younger men hang out. It can also be a bar that caters to the office crowd at lunch hour on the weekdays, the Cougars will come back to the same familiar place to party for happy hour or on the weekends.
The Sticky Wicket Grill on South Broad Street in Hamilton, NJ is a Cougar Den because it's close to the state offices of Trenton, which is where a lot of the Cougars in that area work. When one of the better local cover bands are playing, the place is packed to the walls with Cougars and Cougar Cubs on the prowl!
by Original Jay Dog August 18, 2011
Get the Cougar Denmug. See Gay Sugar Daddy. A Gay cougar Is An Older Queen that Hunts for and Dates Younger Men For Sex And Companionship.
by ChubbyDaddy December 31, 2014
Get the Gay Cougarmug. A trap for cougars set by a younger man who likes cougars, where typically he is the bait. The goal is sex with the cougar, but as the cougar is the hunter the guy needs to be the naive little bunny alone in the perfect cougar attack spot allowing her to pounce.
Rob: hey Josh, let's go to another club.
Josh: nope, you go, I'm going to the bar next to that cougar to get a drink and without noticing her I'll casually mention how my lame friend went home early and left me here alone -- cougar trap baited...
Josh: nope, you go, I'm going to the bar next to that cougar to get a drink and without noticing her I'll casually mention how my lame friend went home early and left me here alone -- cougar trap baited...
by Cougar Hearter February 20, 2011
Get the cougar trapmug. swamp cougar is an attractive female who devours any one in trousers once she is on tart fuel, she does not care and you can use your own name because she always wakes up with no memory of last night. She hunts alone as none of her friends stay around once she starts on the cider.
by maddingo September 25, 2010
Get the swamp cougarmug.