commercial

desperate attempts too fool people into buying someones products/services. morality is totally parallel to this. anything goes as long as it achieves it's goal of increasing sales (including lies, exploiting subculture, using stupid annoying songs because they stick to your head etc.)

- this commercial says that this (whatnot) increases 98% of (whatever). you think they actually did a study bout this..?
- probably not, but it's just a commercial..
- does this mean they can lie to people?
- pretty much..

by zoster October 10, 2008

Commiecrat

A critical term used to attack the USA Democrat Party on the grounds that:
1. it has become like the old Soviet Union or other former / current communist nations in terms of infringements on private property, freedom of speech, and certain civil liberties (gun ownership and private property taking in particular).
2. it sides with the enemies of the USA or has become anti-American in general.

The damn Commiecrats want to take my handgun away, but they give the gangbangers out there a slap on the wrist when they catch them.

by NickB1967 November 6, 2008

command decision

Military term;
the act of arriving at a decision and acting upon it without the direction of, or orders from a higher authority. i.e. an independant course of action without the sanction of a superior.

"Corporal, who told you to toss that live round over the side? Don't you realize that this is a waste of government property and you could be charged under a violation of section 118 of the articles of war?"

"Yes sir, I felt I had three options: knowing that a round which falls on the deck is considered to be a hot round and therefore unsafe; I could have left it to roll around the deck and detonate in its own time, or I could retreive it and place it in the hopper to be fired off, thus risking the lives of the three guncrew if it detonated while still in the hopper; or I could elect to throw it overboard."

"I determined that the risk wasn't warranted and so I tossed it."

"It was a command decision sir." (underbreath "stupid asshole")

by Jim (Stoney) Burke February 14, 2006

first comment whore

Noun: Any of the species of assholes that feel the need to get the first comment on something as if it actually meant something. These illiterate jackoffs can usually be found trolling Youtube, flash game websites, Myspace/Facebook, blogs, and other places where comments are enabled. There are rumors that these trolls can type faster than they can masturbate, however this is not true.

FCW: first

You: Nobody gives a shit. Fuck off

FCW: if u dont give a shit than y did u comment back

You: You are a donkey-fucker. Go scribble 'first' on the inside of some donkey's sexual organs you cock-smoking first comment whore

FCW: ur a nooob

You: *suicide*

by Matty194 November 30, 2009

Please say a command

The ever so annoying and pointless feature on an LG phone that is almost destined to go off anywhere there is a group of people (during class, gatherings). Apparently it is telling you to speak a person's name so you can call them without pressing any buttons, but I don't think I have ever seen anyone use this feature.

Woman's voice: "Please say a command" *BEEP*

by ItsBeenReal April 28, 2009

Common Sense

Something so rare it's a god damned super power.

Deadpool: Shhh...My common sense is tingling

by shatteredsteel November 16, 2009

commie bastard

A derogatory reference to communism, specifically to the Cold War and the (former) Soviet Union. For decades, communism was the ultimate and de-facto enemy of the United States and allies Active wars, coups, assassinations, espionage, and many other things, were fought/ordered/carried out over the perceived/real worldwide struggle between democracy and communism in the post World War 2 era (1945-1990's). The Vietnam War, Korean War, and Cuban Missile Crisis being the most notable for obvious reasons.

*This definition is especially important for those who may have no idea/not-sure why other generations in the US have such a strong anti-communism / anti-communist bias, and because recent history coverage in K-12 is poorly and/or quickly covered in US for a number of reasons.

"Yes children, the commie bastards actually put nuclear weapons and bases in Cuba with the blessing of Fidel Castro, and nearly started a nuclear war from which all your political correctness and 'safe spaces' would not have protected you."

by idiomatic4 December 18, 2018