Classical music

Anything written before 1978 or anything written by Eddie Van Halen.
Music Teacher: "Bill, Ted, do you even have any idea what classical music is?"
Bill: "Anything written before 1978?" Ted: "And anything written by Eddie Van Halen!"
by Crystalkestrel August 15, 2006
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Classically Abby

Classically abby is a youtuber who is a "cOnSeRvAtIvE iNfLuEnCeR" who is super annoying and is ALL OVER your feed even if you didn't click on her vids. She is Ben Shapiros sister
-person1- omg look that girl is showing off her legs! so immodest!
-person2- wow (person1) is being such a Classically Abby
by carav09864 September 23, 2020
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Classic Case

Classic case is short for "classic case of dogging the boys". To dog the boys means that one person of your friendship group ditches or dosent do something for or with that said frendship group for a reason less important than the group it's self.
Poulter: "Hey dude you wanna catch a movie with the boys?"

Mitch: "Na man I wanna catch up with my GF"

Poulter: ".....Classic Case..."
by Matshua September 03, 2010
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Colt Classic

The dopest of the dope hot classic films you can find, movies you cant hate.

Dumb and Dumber, Breakfast Club, Boondock Saints, The Sure Thing, Shaft, Top Gun, American Pie, Water World, Rambo, Rocky, Lethal Weapen, Bull Durham, Joe Dirt, Celtic Pride, Almost Heroes, Happy Gilmore, Braveheart, Speed, Paul Rudd, John Cusack, Kevin Cosner, Danny Glover... and many more
"Yo that movie was sucha colt classic man"
"Dude that was colt bro"
by 109ClassicsOfIsland October 02, 2011
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Classic Kieron

A lonely shell of a man, most likely bald or receding. Find him in his in his natural habitat in the corner of the club, his 1-inch wonder in hand, saggy hoody hanging off his shoulders, grinning with a white substance lightly tugging at his upper lip hair while staring at the smaller men in the club. If you are ever approached by a Classic Kieron, follow with caution, to avoid being kissed by his white sloppy lips, offer a cider, slide it over, slowly. And then run.

Could also be described as a man with a tiny penis.
"Tom, there's a man over, I think he's touching his dick. He's staring at you."
"Oh god! It's a Classic Kieron! Give me your cider, quick!"

"Oh how dissapointing, you have a Classic Kieron."
by DaddyMagnumDong;) August 18, 2018
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Dirty Classic

Dirty Classic band also know as Splendor Wedgies till they changed there name in 2003.

2004 Wild West Bike Band Winners for Party In The Pasture

Years active 2000-2004

Members - Tate T, Tj S, Tyrell M.

CDs - Drunk on Fun (2002) Dirty Classic (Self Name 03-04)
Dirty Classic/Splendor Wedgies was started in Tate's basement in 2000.
by ronnyna12 February 26, 2007
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classical music

Mostly good music, but is often overrated. Held in high esteem by the masses partly due to Eurocentrism and/or racism. That being said, Chopin is cool.
John only listens to classical music. He is unwilling to try listening to jazz, rap, pop, or eastern music. It sucks to be him.
by foo2018 June 11, 2018
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