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single-celled organism

That bacteria is a single-celled organism
by BTRequiem April 28, 2023
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cell check

This occurs when the boss walks around to check cubicles, to see who is in attendance or what you doing at any point of the day when he or she is bored. This is to make sure that the employees know and remember who is in charge. It becomes a nuisance or annoyance to employees who are hip to the game.
I was planning on sneaking out early from work on Friday but I had to wait until the boss did his afternoon cell check to see who was still in the office or working.
by Max L. B. December 16, 2022
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clump of cells

Terminology used by liberals to avoid accountability for killing their own kids.
Bob: Did you hear Amber murdered her own kid because she failed to have sex safely?!

Alix: She didn’t abort anything! It’s just a clump of cells! She can spread her legs for as many guys as she wants without consequences you sexist pig!
by TheHeintz April 29, 2024
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cell phone punctuation

The process or occurrence of non-verbally punctuating a conversation through use of a cell phone.
Cell phone punctuation can occur in many different ways. One example is when you want to get out of an awkward or undesirable conversation, you simply pull out your cell phone and start texting or doing any other miscellaneous thing. This gives the other party the clue that the conversation is over.
by profBH January 23, 2011
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you used to call me on your cell phone

Late night when you need my love
Call me on my cell phone
Late night when you need my love
And I know when that hotline bling
That can only mean one thing
I know when that hotline bling
That can only mean one thing
Ever since I left the city, you
Got a reputation for yourself now
Everybody knows and I feel left out
Girl you got me down, you got me stressed out
Cause ever since I left the city, you
Started wearing less and goin' out more
Glasses of champagne out on the dance floor
Hangin' with some girls I've never seen before
Guy 1: bro
Guy 2: what
Guy 1: You used to call me on your cell phone, right?
Gyt 2: yeah.
by septuagint bambi July 17, 2024
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Motherfucking cell

The pathological cell type identified in Bushcle-Lowenstein tumors. Buschle-lowenstein tumors are a rare benign penile tumor caused by human papilloma virus infection with giant tumor growth but only local tissue destruction; may result in urethral fistula formation. The tumor resembles a cauliflower-like mass. Diagnosis is achieved via collecting cell scrapings of the mass with subsequent identification of motherfucking cells (MFCs) on diagnostic electron microscopy. There has been considerable debate regarding the exact nature, etiology, and treatment of these lesions. Like oral florid papillomatosis and epithelioma cuniculatum, Buschle-lowenstein tumors are considered to be a regional variant of verrucous carcinoma. MFCs have been observed on samples involving the penis, vulva, scrotum, bladder, and perianal or anorectal regions. Management of these tumors is controversial, but involves chemotherapy, radiation, and surgery.
The motherfucking cell was identified on diagnostic electron microscopy.
by ProfPath March 25, 2017
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