A Cell 

"If you lock someone in a cell and no one talks to him they would be better off that in the public education" ~ Flat Eather

Hym "I highly doubt I'm the rule rather than the exception. And in my defense I have the equivalent of like 9 years worth of college level psychology courses under my belt. That isn't really 'sitting in a cell and doing nothing.' 10 if you count the sex therapist stuff...

A Cell by Hym Iam July 13, 2024

Perfect Cell 

The coolest villain ever. My idol, the perfect being. He can survive in space, regenerate, fire blasts, construct a carefully and elegantly designed arena in a few hours, you name it.

"Super" Vegeta: Let's see this perfect form of yours!
Perfect Cell: Very well.
*vegeta gets clapped for the 5000th time*

Perfect Cell by qqb11ar November 28, 2024

sleeper cell dick

When a normal or below average looking dude has a hella’ dick and knows how to use it. It must be both big in size and a great fuck to meet the requirement.

See also: sleeper cell fuck, when the dick just isn’t impressive.

Holy shit, Johnny is a total sleeper cell dick. That thing had to be at least 7” girth and god damn did it scrape all the right places.

sleeper cell dick by Girthmiester February 27, 2025

Brain cell loss moment

Brain cell loss moment that can be several things including: Quite possibly the most annoying moment in your life where you become a dumbass for 5 seconds and after that you forget what you were trying to do (like walking into a room and forgetting why you walked in). Watching D.E.I training videos. Talking to a dumbass making yourself a dumbass (it can also work like a plague jumping person to person) until your intelligence kicks back in (which can be never). Trying to think of more definitions for this word. When you were about to watch a video but a short pops up and you watch and try to go back but it's gone.

Mike: *Walks into a room*
Mike: "Why the hell am I in here again?"
Mike: *thinks to himself* "Goddamn it I got Brain cell loss moment"

Brain cell loss moment by HAMBURGER007 June 3, 2025

megawhore mother cell 

A cell containing every STD imaginable, including both the HIV and full blown AIDS.

Husband: What caused my wife's HIV diagnosis?

Doctor: Well...um...there was a megawhore mother cell in her cervix and, um, well, uh, you guys can't have sex anymore unless you want to get The Clap.

megawhore mother cell by kopykopykopy December 27, 2011

hit your cell 

Call you on the phone

Brad I'll hit your cell!

hit your cell by PrettyOnFleek4evaNiggas January 24, 2016

Scrottum Jail Cell 

A JAIL CELL FOR THE SPERM.

Bob releases his children in the air from his scrottum jail cell.

Scrottum Jail Cell by Slick Asian March 23, 2017