Carson

Is really Gucci has a huge peen. Is a god at fortnite. A tryhard in gym. And is wet in basketball. And gets all the girls.

Carson's peen is fucking huge dude.

by m,njhgf March 28, 2019

carson

carson is a boy who you think eats everything, but actually he is actually really petite, and be stomped any time. his hair in a state perfection and is probably a wig. he is a great tictok dancer, but his hips are telling the truth. He doesn’t understand basic things and is, but quirky. he nays like a horse snd trots around with pride. his hooves stay polished and always clippity cloptying. he belongs in the stables, for he is a wild stallion who cannot be tamed.

“did you hear a horse?” tyler said
“No,” kaleb responds, “that’s just carson in his stable (aka carcar)”
“oh lol,” said tyler

by cytoblast elbert March 5, 2023

Denim Flame Carson

Carson is fugly but funny. He makes people kill themselves and makes them so aroused. When you meet Carson he will be a bitch and hoe to you.

Omg it’s Denim Flame Carson “cutely vomits”

by HBO max November 24, 2021

Carson

Carson will break your heart. He will tell you he wants to be single but still toy you around just so he can feel better about breaking your heart. The end.

My heart is just shattered.
Was it because of Carson?

by yuhyuhyuhhbh November 23, 2021

Carson

*insert definition of perfect or whatever

“Wow you see that guy carson yea hes super hot and sexy and cool and funny!”

by Ballshahafart July 5, 2021

Carson

a big wuss, that cant do shit ever he is cute for a baboon absolute idiot

that's a Carson for you

by madog2006 January 12, 2020

baylie and carson

Baylie and Carson are two of the cutest people they will make a wonderful couple. Not many girls will like Carson that’s why Baylie will take him. Carson might like Baylie but won’t show it.

Friend: “Oh my gosh Baylie and Carson would be so cute!”

Baylie: “I wish”
Carson: “...”

by yuh gurl😻💰⚰️ October 19, 2019