by PaulsBoosted August 23, 2018
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Woman 1: Did you see that Brandon over there?
Woman 2: OMG, is that why my ovaries were tingling?!
Woman 1: Probably, that man is such a DILF.
Man 1: Ugh, I'm trying my best to be more of a Brandon.
Man 2: I know mate, that guy really fucking sets the bar.
Man 1: What a legend.
Woman 2: OMG, is that why my ovaries were tingling?!
Woman 1: Probably, that man is such a DILF.
Man 1: Ugh, I'm trying my best to be more of a Brandon.
Man 2: I know mate, that guy really fucking sets the bar.
Man 1: What a legend.
by RiskyM July 21, 2021
Get the Brandonmug. the best looking guy around he is a sexy babe that is amazing he goes to linden and i just love him he is very nice, athletic and most of all just the most amazing guy i love him so much
brandon is sexy
by Brandon's gf May 14, 2018
Get the brandonmug. by Skizzyyy October 18, 2019
Get the Brandonmug. One of the most fake guys you'll ever meet! Brandon is manipulative and turns all your friends against you. He will call you names then reject ever saying it. He is a life wrecker! Amazing! Right?
by McNuggetss April 9, 2019
Get the Brandonmug. someone who looks like they are a caveman. This can mean they have a big chin or that they have no lips in this case! He may also be batman (man of bat)
"You are a Brandon"
by Raaahhhhh January 27, 2013
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