One of the most fake guys you'll ever meet! Brandon is manipulative and turns all your friends against you. He will call you names then reject ever saying it. He is a life wrecker! Amazing! Right?
by McNuggetss April 9, 2019
Get the Brandonmug. A person who is a narcissistic, big headed, asshole. Doesn't care about anyone but himself. Only does nice things as long as it benefits him. AND has a small dick.
by phuckyew December 21, 2016
Get the Brandonmug. Guy 1: hey whose that guy
Guy2: that's Brandon, he's a fuckin cunt. He fucked my fiancé the day before our wedding
Guy2: that's Brandon, he's a fuckin cunt. He fucked my fiancé the day before our wedding
by Poeticle May 27, 2017
Get the Brandonmug. 
Someone who is so convinced they are funny that they will repeat themselves 5-10 times when no one laughs at their jokes. Also excessively says 'What now'. Extremely gullible. Never shuts their damn mouth.
Brandon: At the end of the year, I'll smoke all of my homework so that I can be smarter!
Josh: BRANDON SHUT THE FUCK UP
Brandon: *confused* What now?
Richie, Josh, Ben and Kendra celebrated Brandon's death later that night by smoking all of Brandon's homework.
Josh: BRANDON SHUT THE FUCK UP
Brandon: *confused* What now?
Richie, Josh, Ben and Kendra celebrated Brandon's death later that night by smoking all of Brandon's homework.
by KendraTheIdiot February 11, 2014
Get the Brandonmug. 
Get the Brandonmug.