Brandon

Guy who is whipped af

Look at that couple in the woods taking picture. I bet he’s a Brandon.

by alwaysrightdefinitions October 1, 2020

Brandon

Brandon is a bitch he does not care about other people and he also hates his friends

A Brandon is a bitch

by Skizzyyy October 18, 2019

Brandon

Fat lying piece of shit.

"Brandon Is a fat lying piece of shit"

by XS_ME October 20, 2019

brandon

a school shooter

watch out brandon has a gun

by kimnmell October 26, 2020

Brandon

The most amazing man you'll ever meet. Gorgeous eyes, sexy, smart, strong, fucking fantastic in bed. Muscles galore and knows how to smile in ways that'll make you tingle inside and out. Brandon is the perfect father, lover and partner so make sure you're ready for kids because you don't wanna lose this opportunity ladies. Puts the D in DILF. Redefines the Dad Bod. Legend.

Woman 1: Did you see that Brandon over there?
Woman 2: OMG, is that why my ovaries were tingling?!
Woman 1: Probably, that man is such a DILF.

Man 1: Ugh, I'm trying my best to be more of a Brandon.
Man 2: I know mate, that guy really fucking sets the bar.
Man 1: What a legend.

by RiskyM July 21, 2021

Brandon

Someone who is so convinced they are funny that they will repeat themselves 5-10 times when no one laughs at their jokes. Also excessively says 'What now'. Extremely gullible. Never shuts their damn mouth.

Brandon: At the end of the year, I'll smoke all of my homework so that I can be smarter!
Josh: BRANDON SHUT THE FUCK UP
Brandon: *confused* What now?

Richie, Josh, Ben and Kendra celebrated Brandon's death later that night by smoking all of Brandon's homework.

by KendraTheIdiot February 11, 2014

Brandon

a fucking twat. he'll waste your time because why the hell not and then make all issues out to be your fault. he is the true definition of an asshole.

"oh, ignore Brandon he's a fucking asswipe."

by anon774 December 26, 2017