Tom Brady

Holder of countless NFL records.

Tom Brady has the most Regular Season Wins by a Starting Quarterback
Tom Brady has the most Passing Yards (Regular Season and Playoffs)
Tom Brady has the most Passing Touchdowns
Tom Brady has the most Touchdowns Thrown to Different Receivers
Tom Brady has the most Division Titles
Tom Brady has the started in the most Playoff Games
Tom Brady has the most Playoff Wins
Tom Brady has the most Playoff Touchdowns
Tom Brady has the most Playoff Passing Yards
Tom Brady has the most Super Bowl Appearances
Tom Brady has the most Super Bowl Wins

Tom Brady has the most Super Bowl MVPs
Tom Brady has the most Super Bowl Touchdown Passes
Tom Brady has the most Super Bowl Passing Yards

by Salty NFL Tears Collector February 15, 2019

The Marsha Brady

The act of taking a girl home, taking her to pound town , and then spiking a football off or her face when you cum.

I'm gonna take this girl home and give her the marsha Brady, bro.

by Travvyjameson August 19, 2018

jack brady

Normally very annoying and most of the time have curly hair. Although you might like him at one point in your life after you will regret it, and there are some unlucky girls who go out with them. Overall if you are a girl, dont be friends with a Jack Brady.

I cant believe I went out with a Jack Brady, like UGHHHH

by Eduj ylaeh December 19, 2016

brady madden

A kid with a huge dick. All the girls love him and want to be is girlfreind. He looks great, feels great, and is just plain Awesome. He is great at sports and is very muscular.

Girl : Omg here comes a Brady Madden, try to make me look good

by ....... February 24, 2017

tom brady handshake

When a girl puts on your 4 Superbowl rings and gives you a hand job.

Me: So what happened with that girl last night?
Joe Montana: Not much, I just got a Tom Brady handshake.

by MattyM1 August 16, 2015

The New Jan Brady

When someone emerges into a newer, better, funkier, sexier, bolder, more confident and stylish version of themselves after an intentional transformative experience.

Holy hell! Who IS that??? They walk with such confidence, their hair swinging with the sexy funk of a grade A mod. It's The New Jan Brady!

by JingleDangle June 19, 2019

Wayne Brady Bitch

Infamous line yelled out by one, Wayne Brady on the April 14th episode of Chapelle's Show, shocking old white people everywhere

"I'm Wayne Brady Bitch!!!"
"If you do not smoke this nigga, we have a problem"

by Philip J April 25, 2004