The act of taking a girl home, taking her to pound town , and then spiking a football off or her face when you cum.
by Travvyjameson August 19, 2018
The greatest quarterback of all time. Outstanding play decisions, makes amazing comebacks and has won five superbowls. People hate on brady just because he is good. They say he "cheated" when he had nothing to do with deflategate, nothing to do with spygate (which was never proven to be true), and people bring up the tuck rule like he did something wrong. Simply, if you hate tom brady, you're either autistic or just follow the bandwagon because you know nothing about sports.
Tom brady is one of the greatest if not the greatest of all time
by itsyaboiiiskinnycock July 11, 2018
Tom Brady has the most Regular Season Wins by a Starting Quarterback
Tom Brady has the most Passing Yards (Regular Season and Playoffs)
Tom Brady has the most Passing Touchdowns
Tom Brady has the most Touchdowns Thrown to Different Receivers
Tom Brady has the most Division Titles
Tom Brady has the started in the most Playoff Games
Tom Brady has the most Playoff Wins
Tom Brady has the most Playoff Touchdowns
Tom Brady has the most Playoff Passing Yards
Tom Brady has the most Super Bowl Appearances
Tom Brady has the most Super Bowl Wins
Tom Brady has the most Super Bowl MVPs
Tom Brady has the most Super Bowl Touchdown Passes
Tom Brady has the most Super Bowl Passing Yards
Tom Brady has the most Passing Yards (Regular Season and Playoffs)
Tom Brady has the most Passing Touchdowns
Tom Brady has the most Touchdowns Thrown to Different Receivers
Tom Brady has the most Division Titles
Tom Brady has the started in the most Playoff Games
Tom Brady has the most Playoff Wins
Tom Brady has the most Playoff Touchdowns
Tom Brady has the most Playoff Passing Yards
Tom Brady has the most Super Bowl Appearances
Tom Brady has the most Super Bowl Wins
Tom Brady has the most Super Bowl MVPs
Tom Brady has the most Super Bowl Touchdown Passes
Tom Brady has the most Super Bowl Passing Yards
by Salty NFL Tears Collector February 15, 2019
by TheReliever November 22, 2020
Me: So what happened with that girl last night?
Joe Montana: Not much, I just got a Tom Brady handshake.
Joe Montana: Not much, I just got a Tom Brady handshake.
by MattyM1 August 16, 2015
When someone emerges into a newer, better, funkier, sexier, bolder, more confident and stylish version of themselves after an intentional transformative experience.
Holy hell! Who IS that??? They walk with such confidence, their hair swinging with the sexy funk of a grade A mod. It's The New Jan Brady!
by JingleDangle June 19, 2019
Infamous line yelled out by one, Wayne Brady on the April 14th episode of Chapelle's Show, shocking old white people everywhere
by Philip J April 25, 2004