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I bet you cant mount a tv

Jimmy went to a party last night, he couldn't mount a TV so he just drank!

DEF: I bet you cant mount a tv

He could not handle or was able to do cocaine
by poopypantsaman November 14, 2021
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Haigy Bet

A large accumulator consisting of short odds ranging from 1/2  1/1000 with a maximum stake per line of £15. When placing a haigy bet the total accumulated odds must amount to no larger than 4/1 and upon losing the bet you have the license to moan for 24hours.
An example of an haigy bet might be;

1/3 Monaco
2/9 Rangers
1/5 PSG
1/2 Ajax
by D_VADER August 25, 2013
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ned i bet ten i b ore oj

Ned i bet ten I b ore oj is the president

Joe Robinette biden name written backwards. It refers to biden betting his friend ned that he is a preop transsexual (ore) that does a lot of business. (Oj)
Ned I bet ten I b ore oj, ( while trying to castrate any kids that aren't aborted)
by Joshamaphone May 10, 2023
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Always bet on nothing

A term linking to “nothing ever happens”, this term can be used after a highly anticipated event/situation does not take place as expected.
Dude 1: Bro, did you hear what Trump’s saying about the Epstein files now?

Dude 2: Always bet on nothing my guy😎
by anad1234 July 18, 2025
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Betty Bet That Up

“Hey can I fuck you so hard that cum comes out your nostrils” -daddy
“Betty Bet That Up” -mommy
by Slurpmeout October 31, 2023
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bigger bet

Makes a big bet look like shit and a regular bet look like pineapple on a pizza
Winning the lottery: Big Bet!
Winning the jackpot: BIGGER BET!
by Shlumpt_nibba April 21, 2018
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bet the odds against it all

is used when someone bets on something happening, even with a low possibility or likelihood of it happening.
I don't care if I don't win, I'll bet the odds against it all.
by MpatientfreaK October 16, 2022
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