Jimmy went to a party last night, he couldn't mount a TV so he just drank!
DEF: I bet you cant mount a tv
He could not handle or was able to do cocaine
DEF: I bet you cant mount a tv
He could not handle or was able to do cocaine
by poopypantsaman November 14, 2021
Get the I bet you cant mount a tvmug. A large accumulator consisting of short odds ranging from 1/2  1/1000 with a maximum stake per line of £15. When placing a haigy bet the total accumulated odds must amount to no larger than 4/1 and upon losing the bet you have the license to moan for 24hours.
by D_VADER August 25, 2013
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Joe Robinette biden name written backwards. It refers to biden betting his friend ned that he is a preop transsexual (ore) that does a lot of business. (Oj)
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by Joshamaphone May 10, 2023
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Dude 1: Bro, did you hear what Trump’s saying about the Epstein files now?
Dude 2: Always bet on nothing my guy😎
Dude 2: Always bet on nothing my guy😎
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