Baeden

Baeden is a very sexy guy with a 8 inch cock, he is always down for a quick fuck and likes to drink cokes.

Oh look there is baeden, hes always got his cock out.

by loltarfgh September 20, 2020

Backdoor Risotto

Deep hard anal with too much lube, wherein the lube mixes with the leftovers in your shit box, producing a soft, deer pellet like run-off that doesn't wait for him to finish raiding your fart factory.

He thought doing anal was sexy as hell, until she gifted his weiner with a hefty dose of backdoor risotto.

by alphasasha February 26, 2021

honey baked

Derived From, "Going Hams"
Used To Describe Doing Dumb Shit

This Shit is Honey Baked; I Could Be Doin So Much Right Now

by Free Sinatra August 4, 2007

BackDoorBriefcase

During intercourse having your sexual partner spread their butt cheeks apart, then inserting anything that you can find in the room into their rectum.

Dude, Why is your girlfriend walking funny today?

Well, for one, why are you checking out my girlfriend and two, its because we did the backdoorbriefcase last night...
I used a pair of slippers.

by StanTheMan'08 March 9, 2008

Baked-Over

Similar to hung-over, the shitty feeling one gets the day after smoking copious amounts of marijuana.

I was going to get up and go to class today, but I was far too baked-over to function.

by JHUUrban April 22, 2010

backdoorgasm

the result of reaching climax while receiving anal sex

Larry gave Ted his very first backdoorgasm.

I achieved a backdoorgasm with the help of my girlfriend's dildo.

by theironman63 May 11, 2010

babed up

When an already very attractive female female puts in extra effort to make herself even more attractive or a "babe."

You're at a wedding and see a bridesmaid who you've been longtime friends with. You've always thought she was very attractive and numerous friends have agreed with this opinion, solidifying her attractiveness in the eyes of men. At this wedding she has gotten her hair and makeup done professionally, furiously worked out for the big day, and the bridesmaids dress surprisingly didn't ruin all of her effort. She babed up. All of this has made this typically "very attractive" female a complete and utter babe, hottie, smokeshow, etc. This could also be defined as a female who may be rated a 7 or 8 being transformed into a 9 or 10.

by ryan3984 May 22, 2011