mitch schmidt

The pulsating state of an erect penis, when a penis is engorged to the extent that the blood distends the skin of the penis (specifically the glans).

When I jerking off on Devon's sweet face and about to pop, my dick was all mitch schmidt.

by Victor Sanchez III December 27, 2013

Mitch Valente

Mitch the Bitch. He is a pretty cool dude.

Mitch Valente: "Get out of here"

by Steve Kerr Son, Nick November 22, 2019

Mitch McConnell

The act of freezing up and forgetting what you were saying.

Sorry I forgot where I was going with that. I just had a Mitch McConnell moment.

by Richard the curious July 29, 2023

mitch craig

Is a midget but also not a midget at the same time.

He was so short he looked like a mitch craig

by Bigdaddy96024 April 04, 2019

Mundane Mitch

Male version of a basic bitch.

That mundane Mitch needs to stop bragging about his gluten free diet and CrossFit. He is basic as shit.

by FeelingYachty December 26, 2017

Mitch cruze

An enigma , heard but never seen. People say he's the man. But it's never been proved.

Oh that Mitch Cruze at it again

by Sk07ch November 03, 2018

Mitch Sturkenboom X Robert Anderson Huebel For A Nike Penny Hardaway V Invisibility Cloak

Mitch Sturkenboom X Robert Anderson Huebel For A Nike Penny Hardaway V Invisibility Cloak

Mitch Sturkenboom X Robert Anderson Huebel For A Nike Penny Hardaway V Invisibility Cloak

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 10, 2025