Doing a Claire

To promise to do Christmas lunch with the team, after a string of cancelled appointments for similar reasons, and then a day out conveniently have a knee surgery pop up 100km in the opposite direction.

Claire: Just got off the phone and I have an appointment with my surgeon tomorrow in Masterton.
Brett: Tell them you will just wait till late next year
Claire: Oh but I can't. Sorry boys
All: Doing a Claire, AGAIN

by Highstandards December 18, 2022

Claire

tall, hot, sexy, funny, strong

Claire is tall and hot and sexy

by Floofer97 February 13, 2023

St. Clair

A very tense, stiff, and sore neck pain caused by Jessica St. Clair turning heads wherever she goes because she's so damn beautiful.

Guy: *rubs his neck, turning head from side to side*
Other Guy: "Dude, what's wrong with your neck?"

Guy: I've got a st. clair
Other Guy: "Ouch! Yea I had one of those last week when I saw her at the gym."

by Little Pee November 15, 2017

Clair Obscur Expedition 33

The sole savoir of the French people in modern times

Dude, did you play Clair obscur Expedition 33? No what is that? It's a game made by French people who single handedly saved the reputation of French people.

by Egan08 May 28, 2025

Claire

a dumbass that ignores people that she doesn’t like because of their looks

wow she’s such a claire

by 929191 March 2, 2023

Claire

Common noun in the Balkans used to designate girls that are usually pretty kind but terribly clumsy and quite late.
In some cities "Claire" will replace group of words like "big mistake" or "being late".

"Yesterday at the party I did a claire"
"Really you were that late ? or you broke something ?"
"Ok I did two claire.

by lejendarm November 23, 2021

Clair de la lune

An explanation for any number of common scenarios, specifically in the format of "when..., Clair de la lune". Similar to "that's just how it goes" or "c'est la vie".

"when his nose is salty, Clair de la lune" or "when he asks for an intervention but she bites his finger instead, Clair de la lune"

by Mattkopi February 17, 2023