Sam

Fat booty

Passionate about food

Loves long words he has no idea how to use

Proper cute

Nickname is SMIT

That Sam there Yh is a batty boi

by Flappedit123 May 28, 2019

Sam

A really really dumb kid that cant do anything. A virgin that likes it shout Fortnite

Hi sam. You are really dumv

by Joneil June 5, 2019

The Sam

Cunt who doesnt pay you back, even when he hurts you

OMG hes being the sam right now, he drop kicked me into table and still wont pay me back for Arma 3!

by Penis man 302 June 10, 2019

Sam

a person who has developed unique skills in generation excuses whenever invited to social events. Probably gets dominated by his girl.

"Is Juul coming to the beach on Thursday?"
"Na, he sammed it"

by Stijner June 20, 2019

Sam

Sam is definitely an amazing boy. A Sam usually has a lot of humor and whit behind his maniacal yet charming smile. He’s easy to get along with and it’s easy for him to keeps a lot of friends just as it is to make them. But most times Sam gets confused about relationships and problems and is very indecisive. He more than likely will pick the easy way out of things. But don’t do that Sam, go with your heart and with your gut. You might just loose the girl you love if you make the wrong chose.

Wow that guy is amazing... he must be a Sam!

by greysss August 2, 2019

Sam

a piece of annoying shit

I hate Sam.

by fdasfwaefaw December 29, 2017

Sam

A really gay guy who still dates 4 girls per day
He has a fetish for outlets and trucks, as well as yeezys and, therefore, very expensive condoms

Oh your Sam stay away I don’t want to go to bed with you
You have mental issues? You must be Sam.

by Outlet Advocate November 13, 2018