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Zombies? 

A word you say when you want to play Call of Duty Zombies with Your friend(s).
Person 1: Hey man, zombies?
Person 2: Yea man, just let me just log on to my Playstation.
Zombies? by mathja August 2, 2016

fake shark real zombie!  

a dance-punk band from vancouver b.c
who decided to try music after being rejected
as models for hot topic.


fake shark real zombie! 's biggest influence is brian boitano.
they have the unitards to prove it.

Zombie Virus

In order to explain what a zombie virus is, you must first explain zombies. Zombies are dead or mentally disabled creatures (usually human) which have lost all signs of self-control. Many people have speculated what diseases can cause zombies to be created. The most logical idea is a mutated rabies virus. Such a disease would need to only affect the brain and possisbly degenerate the skin somewhat. If a rabies strand could mutate into a disease which would keep its potency but make the effects last longer then one could potnentionally have a zombie virus.
Scientist: It seems to be a mutated form of rabies which has overpowered his higher levels of thinking. In essence, a zombie virus.

*containment cell shatters*

Zombie: YYAHAAAHHHGGG!!!

Scientist: No, no no no no!!!! AAAAUUGGGHHH!!!

*dies*

Zombie Jesus 

Jesus, after he rose from the dead, as stated in Cyanide and Happiness. Easter is "Zombie Jesus Day."
Teacher: Two weeks after he was crucified, Jesus rose from the dead.
Student: Oh, so he was Zombie Jesus?
Zombie Jesus by rutabega234 April 4, 2010

Zombie Jonathan 

A boy from Portland who appears to be wearing facepaint in the fashion of a zombie, and at the same time reportedly likes turtles.
Zombie Jonathan: I like turtles.

Reporter: Alright! You're a great zombie.
Zombie Jonathan by Littlefinch March 19, 2009

Zombie Plan 

Also Known As "THE PLAN"
If A Zombie Apocalypse Happened, This Is Your Plan Of Action.
Everyone Has One
Everyone
Grif: You Don't Have A Zombie Plan!!
Simmons: There's No Point!
Grif: Hey Watch, SARGE!
Sarge: Yeah
Simmons: Sarge, Do You Have A Zombie Plan
Sarge: No
Simmons: See
Sarge: I Have 7!