Wisconsin Wedge

When you have a wet fart which results in an itchy ass and the scraching of the ass crack results in a wedgie.

Do I scratch my itchy asscrack and risk a Wisconsin Wedge?

by 57duetsch06 January 7, 2010

Wisconsin Cheese Curd

When you water board someone with queso while stuffing their butt with cheese curds.

My hair and farts smelled like cheese for a week after that Wisconsin Cheese Curd.

by SassyPanda03 September 21, 2022

Wisconsin-pretty

A woman that is considered rotund or 'chubby'. Usually from the state of Wisconsin or nearby surrounding areas. They are typically clad in green and gold and holding a beer in one hand and a wheel of cheese in another.

That chick is "Wisconsin-pretty".
The Green Bay cheerleaders are "Wisconsin-pretty".
That girl with the cheese head is "Wisconsin-pretty".
Dude you can't date her, she's "Wisconsin-pretty".
She may be from California, but that girl is "Wisconsin-pretty".

by hipphopanonymous February 11, 2013

Wisconsin Cumberbun

The act of inserting cheese of any variety into a man or woman's anus using only your feet.

Tom: Did you smell his feet?
Rich: Yeah smells like he performed like three Wisconsin Cumberbuns last night.

by Cheese Coquette March 14, 2011

Wisconsin Hot Air Balloon

An intricate manuever inspired by Eminem. This act is performed correctly when a man places a deflated balloon into the snatch of a horny babe and has her queef excessively until the elastic balloon is completely inflated. The man then inhales the fermented air into his lungs and belches the stench into the face of the woman.

That chick from Racine was into some kinky shit. Last night, she had my friend Dan do the Wisconsin Hot Air Balloon. Don't talk to him, he still hasn't brushed his teeth.

by Lord of Ballyhoo October 3, 2011

Wisconsin Long John

When a girl vomits on your dick then passes out.

Bruce got a Wisconsin Long John at the camp ground this weekend.

by maui059 July 18, 2011

Wisconsin wheel chair

The Wisconsin wheel chair is when you pour a bucket of melted cheese on a person(male or female) in a wheel chair and then proceed to have sexual intercorse with them.

Mark - "I just preformed the wisconsin wheel chair last night"

Jack - "what's the wisconsin wheel chair"

Mark - "it's when your pour a bucket of melted cheese on someone in a wheelchair and have sex with them"

by ML69 November 13, 2021