Qual Whore

1. see Navy Bitch

2. Navy female who holds quals, usually many, with no ability or intent for use with actual work.

3. Qual whores use qualifications as a way to obtain good evals without having to do actual work.

4. The daily routine of a qual whore usually consists of getting the chief his coffee(NAM worthy) skipping out on work to obtain a qualification(for an EP) and talking on her cell phone (multiple times daily)

Man that fucking Qual whore got an EP.

That navy bitch is a real qual whore

GUY 1: "did you see that navy bitch that wasn't pregnant?"
GUY 2: "yeah, I seen the boogy man too"

by SHOREsTUD October 17, 2009

ear whipping

A sermon; especially one administered at a soup kitchen prior to food being served.

Bum #1: Hey, let's go to the Bread of Life mission tonight for dinner!

Bum #2: NO, NOT THERE!!! They gave an ear whipping almost four hours long last night for a scoop of mystery meat and a spoonful of smashed potatoes with lumpy gravy on them!!!

by Telephony October 4, 2011

Rick Whistled

When some jerk wanders by whistling Rick Astley and you are left with the song in your head.

Lady friend 1: What’s wrong? You look pissed!

Lady friend 2: I just got Rick Whistled.

Lady friend 1: Oh dear God.

by iBetty January 12, 2012

Junkie Whore

A girl who's addicted substance abuse and unprotected sex. She usually has sociopath tendency and doesn't realize who she has sex with due to being intoxicated. She doesn't have a drug of choice , its whatever is available. Gets pregnant a lot and as abortion scares to prove it. Likes anything that anyone is talking and gets there pinky finger bitten off by an alligator. May have Hep from shooting up, can't trust them ever.

Melissa is fun to hangout with but Miss Sutton is a junkie whore

by #TS October 24, 2015

Eternal Whale

When your girlfriend gains weight after you begin dating her...and never loses it.

Ian:I wished I had stayed single...

Noah:I never though your girlfriend would turn into a eternal whale.

by SilverDawn41 October 22, 2019

Mike wheeler

The most homosexual character in all of fiction, he is gayer then a drag queen, you know what he is a drag queen at this point, peopel start calling him mike queeler since he is queer.

If you suck a dick on accident that makes you a mike wheeler

by Bori rhdj April 24, 2023

I said whoever threw that paper

An unfinished sentence on a vine made by an angry teacher after one of his students throws a paper airplane across the room, then proceeds to insult the anonymous student’s mother by calling her a hoe

“I sAiD wHoEvEr tHrEw tHaT pApEr, yO mOmS a hOe”

by ThickiNikki56 June 3, 2020