vasquez

a sexy beast with a large wiener never shuts up constantly talks shit

you lying sack of shit your such a vasquez

by jake_snake December 18, 2008

Vast

Something awesome or cool.

You listen to Rush? That's totally Vast!

by Dr.Cox August 9, 2007

Vassili

A tall russian boy who has a short temper but is also funny at times and an argumentative person

Kid 1: Calm down son its just a game
Kid 2: OMG play better
Kid 1: Dont do a vassili on us

by Cade vo August 22, 2011

Vasobagel Response

A vasobagel response, episode, or attack is when a person passes out after consuming too many bagels

My friend brought over 2 dozen bagels this morning and I tried to limit myself to 1 or 2, but next thing I know I am on the couch and my friend is shaking me awake from a vasobagel response

by otter2388 September 18, 2012

vascocongestion

The official word for Blue Balls

Smart guy: Damn, that girl gave me vascocongestion.
Stupid Guy: Huh?
Smart Guy: its Blue Balls you dumb fuck

by Brandon Winkler January 13, 2005

vashbad

To be vashbad one of these must be true: a) one must be so bad that if they are in a mile radius of a bad-o-meter, the bad-o-meter breaks. b) One must be extremely terrible beyond a normal degree. c) One must have just performed an act that displays a complete lack of skill, intelligence and/or common sense.

This is derived from Vashtii, from the WoW server The Underbog, for being so terrible that he is the motivation for a new adjective.

a)
Bob: Whoah! My bad-o-meter just broke.
Jim: Hey Bob.
Bob: Hey thanks Jim, you're so vashbad that you broke my bad-o-meter.

b)
Jim: How is your kill to death ratio negative?
Bob: I don't know. I think I'm just bad at this game.
Jim: This is worse than bad. this is vashbad!

c)
Jim: I just put my nuts in a chipper!
Bob: You are fucking vashbad!

by LOLVASHBAD May 11, 2008

Vasovaginal

The act of passing out or otherwise being rendered unconscious during vaginal penetration. Typically achieved by fisting.

She told me to go elbow deep, so I did; next thing I knew, she had a vasovaginal episode and was out.

by The_Vanilla_Gorilla September 17, 2012