The guy who is able to hook up with the prettiest, most interesting girl that all of the guys in his group of friends have tried to get with but failed.
Jesse is a unicorn fucker.
by Kat Kathryne September 04, 2011
Jalen green: yo I’m so unicorn fam not even lebron can can hold me. Yenno what joseph ur defo a certified unicorn fam🦄 now.
Jholani8: yea ik I’m certified unicorn fam, jelly fam N jam fam stop playin wit me
Jalen: top left
Jholani8: yea ik I’m certified unicorn fam, jelly fam N jam fam stop playin wit me
Jalen: top left
by Jholani8 July 02, 2020
Guy #1: Is that Unicorn Lice?
Guy #2: Yeah, I went to a party with Art students last night. I got totally Broinged. I woke up this morning with Scass in my hair.
Guy #2: Yeah, I went to a party with Art students last night. I got totally Broinged. I woke up this morning with Scass in my hair.
by Amber_Cullen_Black August 22, 2009
Your unicorn is that person you see everywhere and always cross paths with; you both recognize each other, but rarely move past the awkward eye contact because you’ve never actually met.
The term was popularized in the article "Finding Your Unicorn" by Keare and Brown.
The term was popularized in the article "Finding Your Unicorn" by Keare and Brown.
"Donahoe had encountered his unicorn earlier that day at the gym. They were standing next to each other and were the only two in the area. It was a little awkward because they had once interacted, Donahoe said, but they didn’t actually know each other."
"Even if you let me yank off your horn, you'll always be my campus unicorn."
"Even if you let me yank off your horn, you'll always be my campus unicorn."
by Drainitup April 12, 2015
A unicorn that is 9 feet tall, drinks blood, and eat human flesh. It gets its powers from Death Rainbows, which are rainbows made of blood, trust me, look it up. It also has teeth sharper than anything you have and will ever seen in your life. If you ever come across a Death Unicorn, I wouldn't even bother running, they're faster than even snails!
by Mafia Pigeon March 15, 2022
The frosted unicorn is the act of taking an alaskan pipeline and strapping it to ones head. Such as performing the unicorn sexual act but with an alaskan pipeline. Tie the alaskan pipeline around your head to look like a horn. you then ram it in someone's but until they climax and while they climax you neigh like a horse.
Jane: (to friend) I told Bob I refused to recieve an alaskan pipeline but he was very persistent so one day as i got out of the shower he ran in to the bathroom with a poop condom tied around his head an pleasured me with it yelling that he as a frosted unicorn. I was surprised to find out how good it was!!
Francine: that sounds disgusting!
Francine: that sounds disgusting!
by japaneserescueteam March 29, 2011
The most beautiful thing ever seen. The guy / girl that is so far out of your league that you will never have a chance. Worthy of being put atop a pedestal. To you, everything about him/her is so unbelievably perfect that getting together is out of the question. Walking down the street and seeing them makes your day. They make your heart flutter. Regardless of who you are, if you were having a conversation with them... you would find yourself at a loss of words. Everyone has a silver unicorn. A silver unicorn to you may not be a silver unicorn to someone else. You dream about them. You think about them. They are perfect.
“That girl is a ten for sure.” “No bro, she’s not a ten - she’s beyond a ten. She’s my silver unicorn.”
by frozenman57 May 30, 2017