Babys Thumb

Small Penis

I put my hand in his pants and was dissapointed to find he was only packing a "Babys Thumb" down there

by Randall Van Strauss October 26, 2010

thumbed crusader

The slang term for a person who forays into the backdoor of wanton vixens, with the goal of altering the pigmentation of his thumb, because he is too cheap to enlist the services of a tanning salon.
Usually repeats the action until the desired shade of brown/tan is obtained. Will also giggle gleefully once successful.

"The thumbed crusader pursued her ass with great vigour, an image of perfect thumb brownness at the forefront of his mind..."

by Hamroll November 30, 2006

Thumb crotch

the awkward piece of skin between your thumb and pointer finger

"dude, my thumb crotch is so itchy."

"i know, so is my penis."

by ApolloStar March 22, 2016

Thumb Sitting

The action of putting thumb into butt hole before sitting. America's favorite past time for when you are bored and no plans.

Jill: "What are you doing today?" Jack: "Oh, just a whole lot of thumb sitting."

by UmmWhatchaSay March 3, 2018

rule of thumb

Commonly used term orginating in the early 1900s, when it was legal for men to beat their wives, as long as they used a stick no wider than their thumb.

Rule of thumb? Can't do too much damage with that thing, can we? Perhaps it should have been the Rule of Wrist. - The Boondock Saints

by YousaywhyIsaywhynot October 23, 2006

thumb fun

unneccessary use of a cell phone (usually texting) with the thumbs.

q: "Why is SAM being so quiet and looking down?????"

a: "Oh, she's having some thumb fun!!!"

by carnuga February 27, 2009

Thumbs Down

An option on this site that should be available for the pictures too.

Check own the pictures under emo and shocker to see what I mean.

by 29A April 28, 2005