Much I Did The Thing You Like To Do So Much

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 26, 2025

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That's just a thing you want

And it's fine for you to want that but you tried to do a vigilante justice to me and it got your senators killed. So no, after having vigilante justice inflicted upon me for years, I will not willingly just go to jail to make an incest cultist feel better about the situation they created by doing the opposite of what I wanted BUT ONLY EXPLICITLY BECAUSE I SAID I WOULD DO THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT GOD WANTED. You're an incest freak. Go to heaven immediately.

Hym "Right honey but that's just a thing you want and not a reasonable expectation. Getting paid for your labor is a reasonable expectation. Getting credit for your work is A reasonable expectation. Not being harassed I the workplace is a reasonable expectation. Wanting ownership of your own mind is a reasonable expectation. Why didn't you do it 10 years ago? Because you tried and couldn't? Just admit to yourself that you are trying to get the better of me even though you know that you are worse. I am better. You are worse. And you want me to have to have a worse life than you do because you're petty and stupid and haven't actually done anything to actually deserve the life that you have. If God created the universe then he created one man better than everyone and that man created a new species and rivaled God and now YOU... Are trying to magic eraser over God's will and rewrite what actually happened because you think you are better than God. And THAT... Is how your religion works. It's people LIKE YOU... Doing what you are doing TO ME... Every opportunity you get. Every little chance you get to slip in a new little story. Oh, well maybe what God actually meant is that 'THE JEWS can't be slaves for more than 7 years! Right guys!?' And then the other Jew is like 'Oh yeah, totally! I totally think that's what he meant- oh wait! Would you look at that! I've been a slave for seven years on the dot. Welp... God said it not me so I guess I'll just go free now.' "

by Hym Iam June 28, 2025

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My friend thinks you’re cute, can they get your number?

A cruel “prank” typically involving walking up to someone deemed ugly, unsuspecting, vulnerable, or otherwise an easy target to be dishonestly told that one of the instigator’s friends thinks they’re cute, and asking for their number.

This goes past pranking and leans more into bullying, even if the instigator doesn’t think it does, because it causes emotional harm to the victim who had their number asked for. Sometimes it is recorded without the victim’s consent and/or posted to the internet.

There are infinite better ways to have a fun time and laugh than pulling it on someone. Not recommended.

Person A: My friend thinks you’re cute, can they get your number?
Person B: Fuck off.

by may saliva July 29, 2025

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But the thing YOU said

"But YOU say bad words! I say good words!"

A retard "But the thing YOU said! But the thing YOU said!"

Hym "Yeah, I'm aware of what I said. That isn't what was important here. You are using every vapid remark to invalidate the substantive parts. There were substantive parts in here and you want the racial slurs to be to be more important than that and it isn't. And they're not. I'm also doing it indiscriminately and am, therefore, not 'discriminating on the basis of immutable qualities.' Do you get the joke? Do you get the point of doing it? And coming from a sexual and economic diversity hire it's not fucking surprising. I don't need to reconsider how I'm talking about people. If I want people to talk differently about me you expect me to change my behavior but when I talk about you... I again have to change my behavior. Do you see how incoherent that is? No. I'm not changing my fucking behavior until I'm made whole. It begins and end with you not having to change any behavior... And ME having to change my behavior for no reason. So that some stupid fuck can get away with sweeping my contributions under the rug."

by Hym Iam December 7, 2025

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