(wô'king'wōk) n. a person who has the uncanny ability to not think when woke ideology is questioned, disregarded, or under attack. When provoked, their zombie-like qualities takeover and they have been known to do anything to devour anyone who has the ability to think and is immune to woke propaganda. These individuals are not very strong when alone but when they are in a horde they can be a formidable force of destruction and mayhem.
I said, "Hello sir" to a 37 year old man named Richard who, I did not realize, felt like a woman today. The walking-woke amassed a group. Now, I have no job, am blacklisted from society, have been labeled a Nazi, and my family and I are being threatened with physical violence on a daily basis. I have been notified that this is the right thing to do since I am intolerant and not woke.
by HotCupofJoe September 4, 2023
Get the walking-wokemug. The long walk to the bathroom when you really have to take a dump. Often dropping a Squeaker or two and avoiding sharting as you carefully walk to the bathroom. Similar to the brown swagger, except that it's more urgent, especially if you already have a turtle head poking out.
I was taking a brown walk and thought nobody was around so I ripped out a nice fart and ended up sharting on myself.
by khaytsus April 15, 2010
Get the brown walkmug. A form of walking characterized by exaggerated stride and arm swing, usually performed by white suburban women wearing headphones and athletic attire.
Since it isn't really strenuous, the dramatic motions and attire lets observers know they are exercising, not just too poor to afford a car.
Since it isn't really strenuous, the dramatic motions and attire lets observers know they are exercising, not just too poor to afford a car.
by Silverbullet November 18, 2006
Get the Dork walkmug. The ultimate vibe check. This is where TWO individuals take a walk (usually smoking a blunt or joint) and have a surreal conversation about life. These conversations can get really deep so be carful who you have them with. You can not have a vibe walk with more then two people.
by Leo is my dog December 5, 2019
Get the vibe walkmug. by Huevos Purgatory August 26, 2020
Get the Cream Walkmug. In Japanese, Gemba means "Real Place." Japanese detectives refer to the crime scene as the gemba. In America, it has become an over-used corporate style of management. These walks typically include bored and potentially overweight employees who walk aimlessly around the office in the middle of the day, hoping to work up the courage to make it to the vending machine before the end of the day.
On Fridays, Hans does Gemba walks around the office to appear productive and fit to his employees. His boss, Charles approves of his diligence and promoted him to supervisor.
by CoolKid139939 June 23, 2017
Get the Gemba Walkmug. When all of your friends have a mode of transportation such as a bike or car but you are walking. ´I forgot my bike, so I just am going on my walk legs´
Origin: Comes from a Danish saying that can´t be translated - Gistrup Fab fucked four are the originators.
Origin: Comes from a Danish saying that can´t be translated - Gistrup Fab fucked four are the originators.
by themanwithlegs January 31, 2016
Get the Walk legsmug.