When a girl is on her period and you dip and rub your balls around in the blood and then swing them back and forth smacking the girl in the face and henceforth making splotches of “makeup”.
by Lillpumpkin February 03, 2025
The Tonkovski method is an unexplainable phenomena that occurs when someone says or does something that is the optimal blend of funny, sexy and cute.
"I'm pretty sure we'd make the best team—like coffee and mornings. Want to 'espresso' ourselves together all night long?" OMG, the Tonkovski method strikes again!
by liserliserpantsonfiser June 14, 2024
The Wheezy Method is a strategic approach stemming from the popular SHAS METHOD} some critics may even say its a 2.0 version that revolves around creating a sense of anticipation and excitement by showcasing the promise of exceptional songs on the horizon. This method employs various tactics, such as targeted marketing campaigns, captivating advertisements, and exclusive previews, to generate hype and build up expectations among music enthusiasts.
However, the Wheezy Method often leads to great disappointment as the released songs fail terribely to meet the expectations set by the initial hype, leaving consumers with a sense of false hope
However, the Wheezy Method often leads to great disappointment as the released songs fail terribely to meet the expectations set by the initial hype, leaving consumers with a sense of false hope
by Opmdog1629 April 10, 2024
Who needs a Valentine for Valentine's Day? I had plenty of fun by the Bronwen Method. BronwenValentine's DayValentineNetflixChocolate Cake
by ChubbyPenguin February 15, 2015
When you impregnate a women out of wedlock - wait months tell anyone. Then announce the fetus and propose at gun point.
by Randy the Reaper April 22, 2023
The action that someone does to hatch eggs on Pokémon Go. By putting their phone in a sock, swinging it around at a moderate tempo, while also probably binging Pokémon Journeys…. Other methods include attaching the sock to a ceiling fan, a beloved pet Fido, or your helpful roomba robot. The sock method can be altered to satisfy any GameFreaks egg hatching needs. As long as your phone is in a sock, the method is being performed correctly.
To increase efficiency, toggling your Wi-Fi connection on and off as well as ACTUALLY WALKING OUTSIDE works just as well.
To increase efficiency, toggling your Wi-Fi connection on and off as well as ACTUALLY WALKING OUTSIDE works just as well.
Oh just ignore Koda, he’s trying to hatch all the 10km eggs on PokemonGo before the next community day. The sock method seems to work really well, but they should honestly just go on a real walk and touch the grass.
by PPMoneyBags1127 February 15, 2025
A method used when you need quick improvement: you take a break and go wonk your willy, and come back stronger than ever.
Patrick was getting his ass beat in ranked, so he used the willy wonka method and demolished the competition.
Thomas scored perfectly on the exam because he used the willy wonka method before taking it.
Thomas scored perfectly on the exam because he used the willy wonka method before taking it.
by Morten Kosher Salt October 28, 2023