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Full Count

When you’re on a date, and it’s not going so well, but you still have a chance to impress.
Last night I had a full count, managed to get on base
by GreyPuppon March 4, 2022
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Homie Count

The "body count" of someone in relation to people you personally know such as friends or family.
If you had sex with my boy Jerry, I got to add that to your homie count.

Have you has sex with any of my friends? If so, what's your homie count?
by NitemareZen December 6, 2020
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Count Faggalot

1. Did u hear that bitch Dequan squeal? Yeah that nigga should be named Count Faggalot.
2. We should wear high-heels to see how women feel.

Count Faggalot, SHUT THE FUCK UP!
by Lemony Fuckit January 9, 2017
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pollen count

When you count how many tampons are in the trash to figure out how far along the chicks period is.
Dude your mom's pollen count is high, she's almost ready. M
by edanger October 21, 2012
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Count Dabula

A Vampire that cannot ever seem to satisfy his deep craving for wax. These dabthirsty fiends will go to any length to satisfy their hunger including sinking their fangs into the neck of your bong to suck out the Bong Water.
Filling your Bong with Holy Water is an excellent way to keep it from being viciously attacked by Count Dabula ...
by Loafasynia May 11, 2016
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woman count

The act of checking to see that all of the women are present and accounted for, especially in the instance of needing to enter the womens restroom.
My coworker was looking for me at work today, he found me and mentally counted me, did a "woman count" and then deemed it safe to enter the womens restroom.
by funtobewith April 21, 2010
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