dirty tony

A dude who takes a dump in a kiddie pool and then denies it to the authorities.

They went back to get Steve's cooler because his mom would kill him if he left it, but Sheriff Mercy was there to arrest them for a "dirty tony".

by ptoad05 January 18, 2011

Tony from Meijer

A ghost.

"Have you heard about Kyle's grandpa?"
"Yeah, he's a real Tony from Meijer."

by otkn December 19, 2016

two toner

When a poop is two toned in colour.

The perfect two toner would be when the two colours are split in a diagonal line. You must not flush a two toner, for it is a very rare occurrence when a poop graces us with a two tone appearance. Do NOT cover with toilet paper, and be sure to take a picture and be proud.

by Two Tone Thorings August 30, 2009

Tone City

Nickname for the city of San Antonio.

"I'm from Tone City."

by derek210 June 27, 2007

tone whore

A bogan who decides that the best time to change their mobile phone ringtone is on public transport, not realising they are annoying the shit out of everyone around them.

"I wish that tone whore would stop playing with his fucking ringtones, it's giving me a headache."

by Andy Skye September 11, 2005

Tony Twister

The twisting of the big toe

Grabbing someones toe and shouting: "tony twister!"

by Ashaalee May 1, 2010

Tony Heyward

A total asshole who doesn't actually give a shit about any problems he has caused.

Boy 1: "I slept with your girlfriend."
Boy 2: "You're such a fucking Tony Heyward! Go to hell."
Boy 1: "I'm Sorrrry."
Boy 2: "Fuck off."

by Mr. Word Knower November 1, 2010