Unicorn Fucker

The guy who is able to hook up with the prettiest, most interesting girl that all of the guys in his group of friends have tried to get with but failed.

Jesse is a unicorn fucker.

by Kat Kathryne September 5, 2011

Internet Unicorn

Attractive females in pictures that can be found online, but when it comes to the real world they can never be found.

"Hey man look at this picture, isn't this chick sexy?"

"Dude she's a internet Unicorn"

by Pandrew December 12, 2016

Unicorn Point

Euphemism for "reputation points" that can be earned by users of any Stack Exchange site (e.g. Stack Overflow); earned mostly by posting high quality questions/answers.

1. That being said, if you post a good bug report here, you'll tend to get lots of Unicorn Points for your question reporting it.

2. See this screenshot I spent a lot of unicorn points to make

3. So I was on an aimless stroll through the SE Leaderboards and planning admiring unicorn points when I figured I'd shift to another site to be more productive.

by Unicorn Points January 6, 2015

double unicorn

A unicorn with two horns,because a dicorn sounds ridiculous

wow look at that horse with two horns I think it's called a double unicorn

by SwankyMushroom July 19, 2015

Unicorn Trap

A block of computer programming code that is intended to be rewritten later but ultimately never gets rewritten.

I wrote that code a year ago, with every intention of going back and rewriting it, but it turned out to be a unicorn trap.

by euler of man February 22, 2014

frosted unicorn

The frosted unicorn is the act of taking an alaskan pipeline and strapping it to ones head. Such as performing the unicorn sexual act but with an alaskan pipeline. Tie the alaskan pipeline around your head to look like a horn. you then ram it in someone's but until they climax and while they climax you neigh like a horse.

Jane: (to friend) I told Bob I refused to recieve an alaskan pipeline but he was very persistent so one day as i got out of the shower he ran in to the bathroom with a poop condom tied around his head an pleasured me with it yelling that he as a frosted unicorn. I was surprised to find out how good it was!!

Francine: that sounds disgusting!

by japaneserescueteam April 14, 2011

obese unicorn

the unicorn that moved to america 25 years ago.

hannah: "you wish you were an obese unicorn!"

by frickinrawrness ness ness June 18, 2011