when you're getting high and masturbating at the same time...you inhale right before you're about to cum and then exhale as you're cumming.
by hollyRoxxx May 12, 2020
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by Ohyeeee March 2, 2020
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by KatelynLovesKurt June 13, 2015
Get the California Mustardmug. A California conservative is an individual who identifies as conservative but operates within the unique political landscape and cultural context of California. Unlike conservatives in other parts of the country, California conservatives tend to hold a more progressive stance on certain social issues, such as LGBTQ rights and environmental protection.
They often embrace a pragmatic approach, combining conservative fiscal policies with a willingness to support progressive social policies. California conservatives recognize the importance of fiscal responsibility and limited government intervention in economic matters. They advocate for low taxes, reduced government spending, and a business-friendly environment to foster economic growth and job creation. However, they also acknowledge the need for certain government programs and regulations to address pressing environmental challenges and income inequality. They like shooting guns.
They often embrace a pragmatic approach, combining conservative fiscal policies with a willingness to support progressive social policies. California conservatives recognize the importance of fiscal responsibility and limited government intervention in economic matters. They advocate for low taxes, reduced government spending, and a business-friendly environment to foster economic growth and job creation. However, they also acknowledge the need for certain government programs and regulations to address pressing environmental challenges and income inequality. They like shooting guns.
Tyler: "I never understood how someone could be a conservative in California. Isn't it all liberal out there?"
Ryan: "Well, being a California conservative means finding common ground between conservative principles and the progressive context of the state. We focus on fiscal responsibility but also support social issues like marriage equality and protecting the environment."
Alex: "Yeah, and we like to shoot guns."
Ryan: "Well, being a California conservative means finding common ground between conservative principles and the progressive context of the state. We focus on fiscal responsibility but also support social issues like marriage equality and protecting the environment."
Alex: "Yeah, and we like to shoot guns."
by BrysonStrong May 14, 2023
Get the california conservativemug. Look at Steve! His muttonchops are shaped like California, so I suppose he has California Chops! Ba Dum Chh!
by 9voltoyster September 27, 2010
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