Bacon' wake

pronounced bake N' wake.

similar to wake N' bake.

but instead of waking up to partake in a bowl of the ganja. rather wake up and partake in delightfully cooked bacon.

As i was falling asleep, all i could think about was the morning bacon' wake.

by phor twunny August 14, 2009

Pocket bacon

When working on the stage, at times bacon is either donated or stolen from catering and then stored in a cup in a pocket for convenient consumption

Where'd you get pocket bacon? Give me some

by KCJ0nes October 23, 2017

Bacon Blues

Severe sickness when you realize that your not having bacon for breakfast.

Side-effects may include spitting, nausea, vommiting, loss of direction, migrane, mood swings, herpes, long term memory, AIDS, dizziness, and death. Can be contagious if not handled properly.

Joe: Gee, Tim looks pretty depressed.

Rick: He has the Bacon Blues.

by Bacon=Life April 30, 2010

Bacon Snake

A pokemon belonging to the Sizzlipede/Centiskorch evolution line. They are long, flat, serpentine, and red, much like bacon and a snake had an illicit lovechild.

I wanted to win a battle with my mono grass team, but he threw out the bacon snake and it was all over.

by Asuka Was Here April 25, 2021

Bacon slicer

the term refering to the ashtray in party cirlces, commonly in belfast

pass me the bacon slicer mate

by scullymkts November 26, 2010

Bacon Beast

An extremely fat, pig-like, female who has an upturned nose, resembling a snout, no neck and jowls, sweats profusely, and waddles when she walks. Ironically, while this woman resembles an upright pig in every way, she consumes massive quantities of bacon. Giving her name a double meaning.

That bacon beast ate all the meat on the breakfast buffet, so the rest of us have to wait until they can cook some more.

by King Jr. June 18, 2013

Religion Of Bacon

A religion revolving around bacon whose followers will eat bacon with literally anything, including bacon with bacon. DO NOT bring turkey bacon to them as they will sacrifice you and it to their god in exchange for actual bacon.

"Bacon is our god because bacon is real"
I eat bacon because I am a true believer in the religion of bacon

by 011011001011000101001110100010 May 28, 2015