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Teddy

People named Teddy are not funny people.
by not.erin November 24, 2021
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teddy takedown

The swift movement of pulling someone's legs from under them, named after Teddy Walker who became the first victim to this manoeuvre in 2014
I'm gonna teddy takedown that kid at lunch
by Leptonomo June 6, 2019
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Teddy Riley'd

When someone did the most or was being extra in completing a simple task only to never complete said task.
Chile, dis naker just Teddy Riley'd me on a shopping spree. I just wanted H&M, but they went all Nordstrom's and their credit card declined.
by Cornwhizzle April 19, 2020
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Teddy Ruxpin’s Lighthouse

While in the act of performing Teddy Ruxpin on a female, the male (usually short in stature with ample body hair; opens the window and has his partner bite on a toy Glow Worm from the same family of Mattel children’s toys from the 1980s. Thus keeping her quiet, while also getting the attention of anyone walking by…
Typically this involves doggy style sex while using the female’s back as a stand to hold a children’s book, so that the Male (“Teddy Ruxpin”) can read her a children’s story while thrusting.
I can’t believe I let Jeff Teddy Ruxpin’s Lighthouse me again…someone walking their dog stared at us for like 10 minutes. It was kinda hot!
by 2family4jeff January 27, 2023
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teddy kinch

a little boy named teddy who is silly and cute
by twergy January 3, 2023
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