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Un-Sucked Dick Thesis

the Un-Sucked Dick Thesis states that a person by the name of Ozan cannot exist if there are no un-sucked dicks, as he is the omega glazer. In laymans terms, if there is 1 dick, Ozan would've not only sucked it but glazed too, if there are 10 dicks the same, and 100 and n and n+1. but if there is 1 unsucked dick, that means Ozan doesnt exist to glaze and therefor suck the dick.
Person1: Wow i really need to get a blowjob
Person2: Are you sure you haven't already? have you heard of the Un-Sucked Dick Thesis?
by bingrao January 26, 2024
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suck my dick

your about to put your lips on someones dick
and suck that shit
by sillwyywyw February 18, 2022
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Early bird sucks the dick

A phase used in reference to someone boasting how productive they are.
“Man, I’m going to get up at five in the morning and do some exercise to start my day!”

Early bird sucks the dick…”
by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar April 14, 2023
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Suck my dick

To tell someone to suck that small tiny goofy ahh dick
by Niggerousnigga June 22, 2022
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suck my dick rock

Just making a rock sucking his dick, apparently very gay. It all started with a trumpet player that like his dick to be duck by a saxophone player that rejected him
Suck my dick rock, it’s humungous(humongusus)
by Bakasama February 22, 2022
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National suck a dick day

October the 21 is the national suck a dick day, this means that om this day every girl has to suck a dick
On 21 oktober it is the national suck a dick day, you must suck atleast one dick
by Quetip October 20, 2019
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Suck Dick Day

I can't believe its Suck Dick Day already
by swankodanko June 23, 2021
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