sparkle cookie

to not be like joe. one who has whimsy and joy in all their cookiness. truly a menarchal cookie.

"WOW! You are such a sparkle cookie with all of your whimsy."

by twelvii February 3, 2026

Sparkletastic

WHEN SOMETHING IS SUPER DUPER SPARKLETASTIC AND AWESOME PLUS WONDERHOY!1!! >ᗜ<🌈🌈💕

YOU: OHEMGEE LOOK AT THIS NEW DDLC MOD!!

ME: WHAT??11? IT LOOKS SO SPARKLETASTIC! :D

by SALMONELLASASHA October 24, 2025

Monkey sparkle

1. Monkey fecies 2. Monkey urine 3. shinanigans

Dude! That was monkey sparkles!

by guitarman 309 January 9, 2011

Taint Sparkle

The remains of a fart that produces a splatter of shit on one's taint.

"I thought I farted, but when i wiped, the paper revealed that I had a large amount of taint sparkles."

by klickklackpow January 6, 2012

moist sparkle

A term for a middle aged woman who is slightly damp in her vaginal region over vampires from any of the Twilight Saga. These women would often plaster their minivans and online social networking profiles with "Team Edward".

Oh, man! Look at Mrs. Sullivan! Is she a moist sparkle or what?

by itsTHATgirl February 1, 2013

GG sparkles

Anyone who uses this name is annoying very few people call me that and the ones that do annoying me so stop is not my real name 😡

GG sparkles pass up the math

by Stop calling me that June 6, 2017

mexican spackler

Is when you blow a load on her face, spread it around evenly, then scoop it off with a tortilla chips and feed it to her.

I gave that hoe a Mexican spackler last night.

by Vwsparky July 2, 2018