Night in shining armor

When you forge a condom shaped object out of metal to fit around your ding a ling and have anal sex with someone while they poop on the metal condom

Last night my gay fag boyfriend used the knight in shining armor on his best friend

by Georgesbored July 28, 2025

sniper no sniping

What you and your friends say to another friend who is so addicted to camping and sniping on call of duty mobile to the point that he/she has an unfair advantage over the enemy. The phrase is announced every time your friend uses the tactic, and should be announced repeatedly until your friend finally gets irked and plays fairly.

Isabelle: Hey d’ya wanna hop on cod:m for a bit after class?
Anna: Yeah sure
Lizzie: I'm down

During the match:
Lizzie: how is Isabelle getting so many kills?
*no response*
Anna: *whispers* I think she's sniping again...

Everyone: Sniper no sniping! Sniper no sniping! Sniper no sniping! SNIPER NO SNIPING!

Isabelle: *switches to non-sniper loadout* Awww man!

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing August 15, 2025

skibdi ohio gyatt rizz sigma siping on grimace shake

BRAIN ROT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kindergartener:skibdi ohio gyatt rizz sigma siping on grimace shake

by skibdi ohio May 4, 2024

I was the knight in shining armour in your movie (dekupampampem)

I was the knight in shining armour in your movie (dekupampampem) a MASSIVE meme that is still MASSIVE (like the low tape fade(MASSIVE meme btw)). It's a meme on tiktok where when someone finds something rare, a gold scar PERCHANCE appears with the song All time low in the background with the lyrics: "Dekupampampem dekupampampem deku.. I was the knight in shining atmour in your movie..."

Dragan: OMG I just found a gray pump
Roko: Dekupampampem dekupampampem I was the knight in shining armour in your movie (dekupampampem)
Dragan: No way.. you just found a gold scar
Noa: LOWW TAPER FADEE! (It's still MASSIVE)

by AndrejLore December 12, 2024

Look at the sky... The stars was shining so bright isn't it?

It means, I loved you but I don't want to love you anymore, I've given up because I know I'm going to lose no matter what I do

Men(e.g name) Look at the sky... The stars was shining so bright isn't it?

(e.g name) mahal kita NOON pero ayoko ng mahalin ka pa, suko nako kase alam ko naman na kahet anong gawin ko talo parin ako...

by Star at the sky January 9, 2022