scritch

When a man shits and doesn't wipe his ass clean enough, it leaves brown shit-stains in his white underwear. This is why men now wear non-white underwear to avoid visible scritch marks.

I was doing laundry this weekend and the scritch marks in my husband's underwear were so thick that I had to call him and ask if he shit his pants. I didn't know he was on speaker phone when I asked him.

by G-girl December 9, 2007

scritch

SCR = Scruffy
Itch = Bitch

Scruffy Bitch = Scritch

"Tell yo scritch she needs to stop shittin out her mouth and take a shower"

by Knieko January 19, 2005

The Script

An Irish band who sing about how awful it is to be rich and famous. Formed in 2001, and popular for the songs: "The Man Who Can't Be Moved", where they sing about obsessing about a girl who has clearly left him, and "Nothing", a good example of how their rich, popular lives are awful.

The Script:

Am I better off dead?
Am I better off a quitter?
They say I'm better off now
Than I ever was with her

Us:

Let her go man, she's moved on, jeeeeeeez.

by Eddieri February 3, 2013

Scintillating

To be like booty. In the pirate sense, of course.

This is a scintillating conversation...like booty!

by Captain Literature November 15, 2009

Script Oldie

Someone beyond the age of 18 who writes scripts. The older version of a script kid

He is a script oldie.

by fizzkakz October 18, 2006

phantom forces script

all phantom forces script sucks

phantom forces script lags your fucking game

by Haeden_Videos December 4, 2020

scritch

to shit your pants so violently you almost have to brag about it and want everyone to know.

Dude, I just scritched my pants so bad!

by Garth1 July 8, 2007