Scat jack

To pleasure oneself using a syncopated and improvised rhythm to delight and surprise one's penis.

I scat jacked last night and sounded like Bobby McFerrin when I came.

by Enginerd8 August 3, 2015

Scat one out

To masturbate and take a shit at the same time.

I had to scat one out before my big date. I didn't want to have to take a dump around a girl on a first date and if course I needed to rub one out before a date.

by donkeybuddha August 21, 2015

Scat

A word used to describe the act of one-upping or disgracing another person with a better act or thing.

Did you like how i scatted on him with that 3 pointer?

by moneyball5 November 23, 2015

Scat tower

The penis of a gay man. A Homo-erectus.

I was in Brighton, excavating a particularly succulent seam of marmite. I employed my scat tower as the only reasonable tool for the job.

by Poo Olympics Gold Medal Winner October 23, 2016

sattelite high school

A school full of bitches and hoes and the guys are a bunch of tools, pot heads everywear and big scary dudes that look like the fucking Cookie Monster

Whoa dude sattelite high school = pot heads and bad food

Whoa

by Lolol trollingbih November 30, 2016

Scat Palmer

When you poop in your hand then jerk off with it.

I ran out of lube so I gave myself a scat palmer

by clashclashclash February 23, 2017

scartensky

a guy with a long HUGE GIGANTIC PENIS

nice and awesome with the ladies

ruler of all

scartensky is the king of all niggas

by blackss December 8, 2017