stonk

a stonk is a financial asset that only goes up, no matter what

Tesla is the best stonk the world has ever seen.

by stonk market ceo September 3, 2020

Stoat gobbler

A verbose, opinionated bull-shit artist.

Like most politicians the mayor was a stoat gobbler.

by Dick Wright-Upham December 23, 2010

stoinked

Getting so drunk you become stupid drunk.

Timmy drank so much he was beyond drunk. He reached the level known as stupid drunk. He was stoinked.

shit faced stupid drunk

by Cyprus Denton Fekks January 27, 2014

Toilet Store

A store that sells cheap items such as clothes and toilets. Any item that is considered inferior is sold at the Toilet Store.

"Hey nice clothes gentlemen. I didn't know the savation army was having a sale."
"Hey! Where did you get those clothes... at the toilet store?"

Person 1: Where did you get those socks from, the toilet store?
Person 2: Shut up, I forgot my dress socks.

by Brickman2012 October 21, 2012

stoned

when you go on urban dictionary at 2:09 in the morning after smoking like 10 bowls of really good weed and eating 3 bags of doritos.

Dude, Im really stoned and i just ate 3 bags of doritos

by highbastard1 January 17, 2009

Stormageddon

The dark lord of all. Known as "Alfie" by mortals.

Demons run when Stormageddon smiles.

by Rebochan October 10, 2011

Stoner Fact

A statement of questionable legitimacy. There is usually little or no evidence to back up a stoner fact, however the maker of the statement will insist that his or her information is accurate and act as if it is common knowledge. The term derives from the suspect statements often made by stoners.

Josh: "Coughing gets you like ten times higher, man."
Spiegel: "Yeah, right. That is such a stoner fact."
Josh: "No, I'm serious, man, everyone knows it's true."
Spiegel: "Sure it is. Next you're going to be telling me that if my roommate dies, I'll get straight A's."

by Brantski June 28, 2009