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Horny Squirrel

To be attracted to every female/ person you see, and to exhibit characteristics of a furry mammal, particularly a squirrel
"Why is Matt scampering from girl to girl, trying to get with them?"
"IDK, he's just being a horny squirrel"
by laresistance August 25, 2014
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flat squirrel

Come on, dude! Don't be a flat squirrel.
by Abbieiscool November 24, 2016
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squirrel wrangling

The act of dealing with difficult people or handling a lot of things going on at once.

Being in control of a situation, and thinking clearly in sudden, dire situations.

To remain organized and calm in the line of fire.
I was really impressed with the governor's squirrel wrangling at the press conference today.
by squirrlgrrl May 5, 2011
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Slow Squirrel

1. Someone who despite multiple explanations is unable to grasp simple concepts.

2. Common Sense 'Road Kill"

3. Lacking basic and/or needed skill-sets to succeed in current work, much less advanced position, or someone who is employed well above what subordinates or co-workers believe they are intellectually able to handle

4. Darwin Award candidate
You rarely see a dead squirrel on the side of the road. So a slow squirrel is one who probably should have been removed from the gene pool.

E.G. He/She is a slow squirrel.

Anyone who has made honorable mention or received a Darwin Award
by CDSRM43 April 8, 2011
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squirt squirrel

When a dirt squirrel has been known to enjoy herself so much that she squirts her appreciation on her partner.
I dumped my boyfriend because he only likes squirt squirrels.
by Nae Nae Jo January 12, 2011
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Squirrel twirl

A Canadian version of the “squirrel tap”.

Involving twisting the scrotum like a cheap veggie sack and then a quick back hand to Mr. Bojangles
Summer and Tim were playing around and she accidentally squirrel tapped him.. “ I’m just glad it wasn’t a squirrel twirl eh”
by Hardassstyle August 25, 2020
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Beer Squirrel

A person who brings beer over to your house, then forgets where he left his beer(s), then the next time he comes over, he remembers, "Oh yeah, I have beer here!" This is in line with a squirrel hiding nuts for the winter but forgetting where he hid the nuts.
Marcia: "Hey Ross, do you want to come over and watch The Big Lebowski tonight?"
Ross: "Sure! Should I pick up a six-pack on my way?"
Marcia: "No, fool! You already have beer at my house, man!"
Ross: "I'm such a beer squirrel! I'll be right over."
by MCBassGuitar June 2, 2015
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