school showers

A horribly degrading place where teen boys are suggested to shower in front of their peers. No one does it except during gym class swimming units which happen once a year. During this yearly ritual boys strip naked (except the smart ones who change in private and don't shower) and shower together. Usually they talk about penis size and what not but overall they act like immature kids.

This is only true in high school and in college guys use them to, you know, shower!

HS Guy A: C'mon man we're done swimming let's go get naked and shower!!!
HS Guy B: Yeah, and we can laugh at our friend with a small penis and act like idiots in the school showers!

College Guy A: Dude, I'll be back later, I gotta go shower.
College Guy B: Okay man, I'll catch up with you later.

by SmallButCute February 14, 2008

showerbang

When two humans engage in sexual intercourse in the shower. The female usually against the shower door/wall leaving prints.

Sally was ready to showerbang bob

by Live for fun January 28, 2006

power shower

The act of drinking an iced cold beer in a hot shower. This is usually done on friday nights for those who can't pregame before going out. Typically, you wash your face, pound a beer, wash your hair, pound a beer, wash your body, pound a beer, and so on. This is so when you are done getting ready for the night, you're already drunk.

Dude...we're leaving in 20 minutes? Fuck it, I'll do a power shower.

by The Donn April 29, 2006

roman shower

similar to golden shower, only involving vomit instead

Howard Stern puked when Jeff received his roman shower on the air.

by FunkMasterFlex July 18, 2003

shower of cunts

A group of cunts numbering more than 8 that are gathered in the one place. A cunt gathering or "shower". The correct collective term for cunts.

I dont want to go to Paul Pedinghams place as it usually contains a shower of cunts

by Peter Pedingham August 25, 2007

Beer Shower

Drinking a beer while taking a shower. Not to be confused with the other form of a beer shower: someone dumping a beer on someone's head.. which is alcohol abuse.

"I'm going to hop into the shower and pound a Heineken."
- "Ah Beer Shower! Good Call bro!"

by Matt1184 January 31, 2008

Shower Shock

"Shower Shock" normally happens on chilly winter mornings. "Shower Shock" is when your shower, showers extreme hot or extreme cold water, intermittently, there by making you cry out 'UuUhh..' when hot water burns you and then cry out 'AHhhh' when cold water pierces you. If this showering sequence, happens 4 times or more in 42 seconds, then one is under "Shower Shock". Essentially it is a protest tactics deployed by intelligent under/over used showers on the showeree which could potentially lead to hyper activity

Dude! I was shower shocked this morning, i guess i should just have a decaf without sugar. Caffeine, on top of Shower Shock, is going to make me Hyper Hyper Active!!!

by Vinod S Pillai January 21, 2006