naughty double quagmire

Shove your two balls into the cheek pockets of your hoe and smack her face with your dick and then jizz in each eyeball and then screamm "WHOS YOUR DADDY? GIGGIDY GIGGIDY GOOOO!"

my bitch was gettin fresh so i gave her a naughty double quagmire.

by quags December 8, 2006

qualakin

adjective. What an OG (let him tell it, he's broke as hell) may do while reminiscing about his life. Gibberish/nonsense

Hey Chris, did you hear the guy in the cardboard box "qualakin"about the broad he knocked the other night?

by San Jo Mike December 25, 2004

qualityseum

A chavtastic nightclub in the classy Hillfields area of Coventry.Famous for underagers and its celebrity guests which include the short one from s-club and the brainiac from big brother that time.

'Wooo lets go to the qualityseum!'

by crazysarah118 March 16, 2005

Qualitaristic

To define a quality and characteristic of an individual, person, place, time, setting, set, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc.

"Well that's just one of the qualitaristics of your friends...they're good people."

by GelCap203 August 6, 2006

Qualifired

Termination of employment for a minor or invented infraction due to fear from an immediate superior that they will be replaced by the person they are finding an excuse to terminate.

Bob just qualifired Mary for misusing company resources. All she did was use some tape to repair her management training manual. He'll bring the whole company down that way.

by GloriousC May 4, 2011

Qualification to sing with akon

Having sex in the last 30 minuets (from Lonely Island and Akon song "I Just had Sex")

"Since I had sex twenty minutes ago, I have passed the qualification to sing with Akon."

by You know Who, or do you? September 4, 2013

3 hole qualified

A female that takes dick in her mouth, pussy, and ass.

My girlfriend, PAM, is 3 hole qualified.

by Proffesor Scott February 1, 2017