Holy roly poly crawing in guacamole!

Another way of saying "OMG" in Nickel's way.

Nickel: "Holy roly poly crawing in guacamole!"

by Magicshmagic July 20, 2022

Salt and Pepper Poly

A couple that dates other singles couples or groups as a pair.

They are salt and pepper poly, you can't date one without the other.

by Roofus-Maximus October 10, 2022

Holy Roly Poly Coly Guacamole

When your so surprised you feel the need to say it.

We have to hide from the Twinkle!

HOLY ROLY POLY COLY GUACAMOLE

by Boovian January 1, 2023

Parking lot carousel polyamory

Its fun, at the moment, but it is technically sketchy AF

Our current lifestyle dynamic is of the parking lot carousel polyamory variety

by EyeTechForYou April 5, 2023

The Seattle Polycule

A joke originating from a Clickhole article, The Seattle Polycule is exactly what it says it is--a vague, unfathomably large polycule that apparently contains all the polygamous people in Seattle, Washington. Usually comes up either in context of surprisingly involved polygamous relationships, or Seattle.

"28 people? That's like... 0.5% of the Seattle Polycule!"

"Hey man, I left something over at the Lotte Hotel in Washington, got any advice?"
"Yeah, just ask The Seattle Polycule. They'll get on it quickly."

by Camwood October 22, 2023

Grilled Cheese Polyamorous

when you feel equally about all variations of a particular thing (mostly applicable to food, potentially applicable to other things with variation)

What type of soup is your favorite soup?
Oh, I’m grilled cheese polyamorous towards soup!

Do you like dark or milk chocolate more?
I think I’m pretty grilled cheese polyamorous about chocolate.

by MachoNacho420 May 8, 2024

Pansexual (or sometimes Polyamorous)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Pansexual (or sometimes Polyamorous)

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025