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Prime Moments Giuseppe

A sex god, shags woman with his 27 inch peepee. Is the best FIFA player of all time and has a sick team. Also smashes cunts then bangs there mom. Will stuff his nuts down yo throat foo
Guy 1: DID YOU SEE WHO I PACKED???

Guy 2: No who did you pack?

Guy 1: PRIME MOMENTS GIUSEPPE!!!

Guy 2: oh shiii hes the best player in the world
by Shaqiri Shaqiri November 17, 2021
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Turkish Prime Time

A time when a vast majority of the Turkish population wake up and prepare for school, however, prior to leaving, they log onto an online game and enter a server to "reserve" a spot for them when school is over.
"I can't seem to log into my game, it must be Turkish prime time."
by Jakelyn February 8, 2008
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bbm prime time

bbm prime time refers to using blackberry messenger while sitting on the toilet. This is when you use your blackberry messenger to send and receive messages while using the bathroom.

This is a time when you can sit on the toilet and send and receive blackberry messages to your contacts on your blackberry phone and have actual conversation with them.

bbm was coined in Winter of 2009-2010!
bbm prime time; blackberry prime time (sitting on the toilet)
by chiroamir December 7, 2010
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Hemorroid Prime

Hahaha, this is pretty funny. I love Nintendo, but wasn't really a big fan of Prime.

Fusion ruled though.
by Simon October 11, 2003
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Prime Real Estate

any desirable object. could be anything from a killer parking spot to an extremely attractive person.
dude i'm tellin you, this chick is some prime real estate.
or
look at that spot right there! that's some prime real estate for this part of town
by Kid Touchin Stuff November 17, 2009
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Instagram Prime Time

from 5 to 8 PM

the time of day during which Instagram will be the most active; for example the Instagram feed will be quickly updated and Instagram pictures will receive more instantaneous likes.
person 1: I'm thinking of posting this picture on Instagram.
person 2: Don't post it now, it's not Instagram Prime Time yet.
by notGodbutclose March 31, 2015
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Inverted Optimus Prime

One person screams "autobots, roll out" and the other makes a car shape, then the one with the bigger dick mounts the car and starts singing dubstep.
"Bro, we tried the the Inverted Optimus Prime last night, pretty sure I stuck my exhaust pipe in his fuel hole."
by Spinnychairwith5wheels December 18, 2016
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