Riding Patel

Someone who rides in the backseat when driving somewhere and there's only two of you.

Tom-"Dude, can you please give me a ride to the store? "
Rob- "Sure, But you're riding Patel"

by Suckster May 7, 2010

soul patrol

A large group of african americans.

Hid your hubcaps, Donnie, the soul patrol is coming!

by nikthenyetminder January 15, 2005

California Highway Patrol

California’s glorified meter men. They’re supposed to be patrolling the highways and helping stranded citizens, but all they do is hide in corners trying to trap the everyday honest joe and rob them of their hard earned dime. They issue speeding violations for going 10 over, but will wiz right by you without their lights and look at you wrong because your going to “slow”. You have to be absolute bottom feeding scum to want to be a California Highway Patrolmen.

Guy 1: Would you rather share a meal with an African War Lord or a California Highway Patrolmen?
Guy 2: Are you kidding me dude? I’ll let an African War Lord fuck my wife before I even let someone who works for the CHP in my home. At least a war lord is trying to make his people lives better in his own fucked up way, but a CHP gets off on ruining people’s day.

by AlmightyThottie September 24, 2018

Swole Patrol

A group of guys that suck dick for money in the gym locker rooms.

Yo where is the swole patrol, I need a good sucking.

by the large johnson December 19, 2012

boner patrol

The act of proofreading or copy editing a document.

"Carl, I've finished a draft of the North Korea article. Would you please go on boner patrol?"

"Sure thing. I'll inform you if, during the course of my patrol, I encounter any boners."

by Jack Meyerhoffer January 27, 2010

patresa

A person who is compassoinate and caring

Damn, look at that patresa, i couldn't be that nice.

by Mesirmom December 5, 2010

Jusus Patrol

n. (Gee-zus Pa-Troll) 1. A group of people who are trying to find Jesus for testing purposes. 2. A busing system that carries "Jesus Patrol" members to and from possible area's of Jesus. See: Sex Detector Gun

"I got picked up by the Jesus Patrol last night for looking like Jesus!"

by Nizzoid September 25, 2006